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Magoon 

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Typical small town jesus following, often irish catholic, who enjoys winston cigarettes, NASCAR, and BUdweiser...infact, they cherish these 3 things above all else.
you fucking magoon.
Magoon by NigNog February 8, 2003
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magoon 

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magoon (verb) magooned To make a grandiose mistake or to fail to complete a task which should have been easy. To choke.
I was playing Wordle this morning and couldn’t guess the word in six tries. I totally magooned it.
magoon by TwirlGirl2017 February 18, 2022
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Magoon • magoona • Magoondo • Magooner • Magoonerbait • magoo • maroon 5 • maroon • magcon • mamoona

tip top magoo

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A phrase used to describe the good ganja. The kind of sweet sweet devils lettuce that will take you on a journey through the cosmos.
That weed I got off Uncle joey was tip top magoo.
tip top magoo by scoyle1994 October 8, 2018
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Shitty Magoo 

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When a runner shits their pants and continues to run with a brown stain along their ass crack
Person 1: Did you see Selena go Shitty Magoo on the track today?

Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!
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maroon pill 

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A Maroon pill is someone who has a mix of both Blackpill and Redpill views. They often agree with some Blackpill views, however they usually can't fully agree with the bleak outcomes that the Blackpill believe in. The same can be applied to the Redpill. Maroon Pills often find the Redpill to be too optimistic.
Joe: I'm not sure the Redpill is for me anymore. I've tried everything and it ain't working out for me. However I don't agree fully with the Blackpill.

Dave: I guess you're a Maroon Pill then.
maroon pill by The Dank Meme June 29, 2020
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magoozler

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marijuana smoking friends.
hey isint that one of the magoozlers?
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dinga-magoo 

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Your mother's best pasta.
I just ate a big bowl of dinga-magoo.
dinga-magoo by nomadcanuck January 7, 2012
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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