Magic Frog

An invitation for sexual activity involving the repetitive flailing of one man's flaccid genitals, specifically the scrotum against the skin between your ass and your penis, with the intention to make a revolting yet beautifully natural mating call for all males in a radius of 10 metres to hear. Frequently used in a variety of locations from gay orgies to bromances.

Brynn: What's that slapping?

Tom: It's Connor. He's in his bedroom practising the Magic Frog for tonight.

Brynn: He sounds pretty good.

Tom: I know. Tonight's going to be great.

Magic Frog by 3dslover March 25, 2014

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the magic frog moment

when the energy suddenly changes and seems really surreal and then theres a frog. you follow the frog and it leads to another dimension. this happens to every person at least once in their life. good luck

1 : where did you go?
2 : oh i had the magic frog moment

the magic frog moment by ferrettoes1 May 22, 2020

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Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! is what a guy says to another guy when he wants the guy to jack off and suck his and other guy's cocks.

Matt often says "Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick!" when he wants me to jack off and suck the cocks of all the other guys in our pod!

Plunk your magic twangger, Froggie, and suck dick! by eda-skip November 17, 2022

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Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie !

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie ! is a term used to tell a guy to jack off.

Why don't you you just Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie !

Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie ! by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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