madsturbate

Sam pissed me off had to go and madsturbate

by bapien October 5, 2020

Madsturbation

The act of masturbating to vent anger. Usually practiced by teens who listen to Slipknot or Korn.

Madsturbation is widely frowned upon by the public, but it is a great way for weird kids to channel their hatred at their penises!

by Dillypoo November 4, 2009

When your partner or significant other is not putting out and you are angry because you have to masturbate instead of getting to have sex with them.

After 5 days of him making excuses to get out of sex, I took things into my own hands and madsturbated for hours.

by A-Lure September 13, 2017

Masturbating while being a very mad bro to release some steam.

Madsturbating bro: Im so fucking pissed off right now that I need to go to the bathroom right quick for few minutes.

by 10 feet long penis November 18, 2010

A term coined by Berkeley Dienes in 2018- it means when you need to let off anger through masturbation.

“Jake had to madsturbate after hearing that his friend was talking to a thot.”

by Shiiiiiii June 2, 2018

To be so angry that when you do your daily masturbating, you pound your testicles so that you ejac. blood. Originating in Germany.

After I was fired I just had to Madsturbate that night and my wife got a little bloody.

The act of aggressively masturbating after becoming mad.

Tom got dumped so when he got home he had an intense session of madsturbation.

by Yeetdab June 11, 2017