Madison High School is full of rich snobby alcoholics. You can usually find the girls in the bathroom before a class smoking a cig or the boys chugging on vodka in the middle of class.All the girls hate eachother and create rumors just to get more people to hate them. The freshman girls are all paranoid losers who give head for any source of alcohol and seem to just not know their place. But the freshman boys think they are hott shit cause the senior girls have taken a liking to them. The sophmore girls are bitches who think that just because they aren't freshman anymore, they can do whatever they want.But the sophmore boys are pretty cool and mellow. Pretty good to party with. What they don't get is that they are still slutty underclassman and everyone still hates them.The sophmore boys are pretty cool and mellow. Pretty good to party with. The Juniors are all stoners you live for weed and cigs. The seniors are all sexually driven maniacs who are upsessed with the fact that they are seniors and that they control the school. They haze, they drink, they live. That is all they need to do. The fans are amazing I must admit. They stake out before games and put on a show during them. They prepare for every little thing that may happen. They are the heart of that school. In conclusion, the freshman are gay, the sophmores are sluts, the juniors are high, and the seniors rule. Go Dodgers.
by avid fan March 7, 2005
A lot of the boys are sexists and a lot of the girls are sluts. There are also the druggies, but the ones who aren't ridiculously rich are pretty cool. The boys swear a lot because it makes them feel manly and the girls wear skanky clothing and sleep around to feel better about them selves. The boys need to learn that acting like assholes isn't attractive, the girls need to learn that they don't need to sleep around to be attractive, and both groups need to stop pushing these social expectations onto eachother.
The teachers are either good or bad; there is no middle ground. If they aren't telling you how you'll be working at McDonald's for your eentire life, they're talking about how they've just moved in with one of the other teachers.
The good ones are the ones who actually try to teach the students how to use the knowledge they accumulate in their classes. Very few teachers will ever believe a student would ever do something nice and selfless for a classmate else.
The administrators are two extremes. You get on their list, you're on it forever, otherwise they ignore you.
The librarians are awesome.
The teachers are either good or bad; there is no middle ground. If they aren't telling you how you'll be working at McDonald's for your eentire life, they're talking about how they've just moved in with one of the other teachers.
The good ones are the ones who actually try to teach the students how to use the knowledge they accumulate in their classes. Very few teachers will ever believe a student would ever do something nice and selfless for a classmate else.
The administrators are two extremes. You get on their list, you're on it forever, otherwise they ignore you.
The librarians are awesome.
by ImScaredForMyClassmates April 10, 2011
James Madison High School... a school found in Vienna, VA at 2500 James Madison Drive. JMHS is a school that spends all kinds of money in all the wrong places *cough cough* Madison High School Baseball. I mean nothing against baseball but our school doesnt financially support the hockey team or crew team, but excessively spends on the baseball team. anyways. if you want a shitty math teacher, come to madison. oh and if you want to get an A in spanish, and not learn how to actually speak spanish, this is the place for you! if you're a madison student though, you'd better get into college, or at least radford. now, about the students.
Seniors: theres a really wide range of seniors, lots of bitchy girls, lots of douchy guys, and the drama doesnt stop. parties either. some of them are funny, some smart. none are particularly stoopid.
Juniors: lets give the juniors some credit. the juniors meld pretty well, of course there's the popular set, the jerks, the jocks, but other than maybe 15 people, theres no one whose massively hated.
Sophomores: They've grown up a lot, they remind me a lot of the seniors when they were sophtys.
Freshman: theres too many.
overall its a school mostly focused on partying, getting into college, not obeying your parents, and getting away with it.
Seniors: theres a really wide range of seniors, lots of bitchy girls, lots of douchy guys, and the drama doesnt stop. parties either. some of them are funny, some smart. none are particularly stoopid.
Juniors: lets give the juniors some credit. the juniors meld pretty well, of course there's the popular set, the jerks, the jocks, but other than maybe 15 people, theres no one whose massively hated.
Sophomores: They've grown up a lot, they remind me a lot of the seniors when they were sophtys.
Freshman: theres too many.
overall its a school mostly focused on partying, getting into college, not obeying your parents, and getting away with it.
by giy April 4, 2007
Pretty much all of these definitions are from last year and need to be updated.
The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.
We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.
The seniors now are a bunch of chill drunk kids doing what they gotta do. The juniors are the same assholes that they've always been, just partying more. The sophmores are alright, better than they were last year. They just hang out with everyone. The freshmen this year are a bunch of slutty clicky bitches that are obsessed with the junior class because of people's sisters and now they are starting to fuck juniors and seniors. The freshmen boys are a bunch of wannabe stoners.
We aren't THAT rich.
Girls still chainsmoke in the bathroom.
We do have the best fans.
We do have good parties.
We are decent at sports.
And we win shit occasionally.
Madison High School:
senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"
*correction from last year*
any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"
senior: "Drinkin at T**d's tonight"
junior: "Bonfire at J****y's tonight"
sophmore: "Party at C****n's tonight"
freshmen: "Orgy at T***y's tonight"
*correction from last year*
any senior/junior guy: "suck my balls"
freshmen girl: "yes master"
by ifuckedsterlingsamsNOT March 18, 2006
I want to say that the school has improved in the last couple of years, but it hasn't. The math department is still shit, the only good PE teacher left last year, and spanish is still an easy A. The STEM classes are full of potheads and hit JUULs in the back of the room, and the teacher just doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. Tennis team is still a bunch of sluts who think playing tennis is actually a sport. The track team is alright (the distance team carries the sprinters) but no one goes to the meets. Baseball is still a hellhole and you can usually find some used condoms in the dugouts or bleachers depending on when you look. Football and lacrosse are the same group of pothead jocks, although a few of them are actually pretty cool. Crew is as tryhard as ever and no one respects them for whatever reason.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.
This year, they started giving each student in school a personal laptop to use. It was a terrible mistake. Whatever they haven't blocked, which is basically just any .io games, kids just download games and play during classes. The teachers know damn well that they are gaming during class, but just try teaching the one kid who actually pays attention. There are kids with literal fucking porn on their computers and the school still doesn't give enough of a fuck to do anything. When kids aren't playing Getting Over It, Cuphead, Minecraft, or Pokemon, they're in the bathrooms hitting blunts or JUULing or just skipping entirely.
by NoSimpsAllowed March 19, 2020
The person who wrote the previous definition is so fucked up. Madison is NOT a rich snobby school. Madison is full of queers, stoners, potheads, sluts, more queers, gangs, over-the-top actors and drama queens/kings. Langley on the other hand...if you sold all the cars in Langley's parking lot you could afford to feed a small country. 80% of the students at Madison have either
A) Lost their virginity
B) Tried some kind of drug
or
C) Skipped class to hang out at Mosbys
The other 20% that say they haven't done any of these things are either lying or are Mormon.
A) Lost their virginity
B) Tried some kind of drug
or
C) Skipped class to hang out at Mosbys
The other 20% that say they haven't done any of these things are either lying or are Mormon.
by Queerness January 24, 2005
madison high is a place where you can get stoned in the parking lot, drunk in the halls, or do lines in the bathroom. freshman are mostly annoying little pricks, but there are a few rare normal ones. the sophomores dont know their place just yet but the seniors are fast to teach it to them. any senior can get head from any sophomore girl just by learning their name. juniors are the bigger stoners, smokin as much as possible, before during and after school. seniors are the all out partyers, drinking, smoking, trippin out, anything they can find. they own the school.
by new kid April 28, 2005