When you are taking a shit and it is alternating quickly from runny shit-farts-solid shit making a sound similar to a machine gun shooting into water.
by FRANEIGH September 6, 2006
MGK is a hip hop rockstar icon in the making. He is a rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. He is the hardest they come. He's a rager. He's a wild boy. He's an underdog. He's a hometown hero. He's a CLE boy. He's a father. He's the founder of Lace Up university. He's an est mufucka. For the fans, MGK is our religion. Est is the team. Lacing the fuck up is what we do. If you havent heard of him you soon will. Tell the world to Lace Up!
by Machine Gun Carla March 7, 2012
That one douche bag who is always in the garage with a machine gun on the Villa level of Rainbow 6 Vegas 2.
WATCH OUT FOR MACHINE GUN JIMMY!!!
Did you kill machine gun jimmy yet?
You go up the stairs and I'll take out machine gun jimmy.
Did you kill machine gun jimmy yet?
You go up the stairs and I'll take out machine gun jimmy.
by Penguin156 August 25, 2009
When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.
My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.
by plow girl May 25, 2014
A rapper who raps very fast, while still keeping good flow, most machine gun rappers come from the midwest.
by Dan Fow June 29, 2006
I went to Cleveland last night and Machine Gun Kelly kicked me in the balls with his fresh new laced up chuck taylors and it reaaallllly hurt.
by Jameson Hardy January 2, 2012
A Shit Machine Gun is an explosion of shit from your ass when you bend over. It needs to have enough force to actually shoot, or fly, and not just fall, from your ass. The consistency is moderate; somewhat watery, somewhat chunky. Mild diarrhea is good for producing a powerful shit machine gun.
"Dude, I fired a wicked powerful shit machine gun the other day. It put a hole in the wall!"
"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."
"Yesterday I gave Sarah a shit machine gun and now she's in the hospital with a broken rib."
by FatJackson October 15, 2009