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machin by Bakerton January 15, 2004
A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin
You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.
Machin by Tommy282919292 July 6, 2019

Jacob Machin 

a kid thats the boyfriend of Emily Garcia :)
Amazing and warming person
A life changer

A strong person
best boyfriend anyone could ask for
Random person: “is that emilys boyfriend Jacob Machin??
Emily: “indeed
Jacob Machin by aisurruu May 23, 2021

adam machin 

a rich bellend who has really big tvs and who sucks at halo 2
i own him at it
Adam machin:take this mofo
*adam gets owned even tho he has rockets and i have needler with no ammo
adam machin by ben ludkin July 16, 2008

Disaster Machine 

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.
When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Shit Machine 

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.
Shit Machine by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015