1. The act of wiping a shit covered cock across the vaginal lips of one's partner's vagina, post anal sex.
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).
2. The cock sucker who plays shortstop for the Los Angeles Dodgers (2018).
1. "Bro, I was nailing her from behind and totally gave her a Dirty Machado!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"
2. "Did you see that prick kick the Brewers first baseman as he past? What a Dirty Machado!!!" or "that douche bag actually tried to punch that player in the balls as he was sliding into second! Dirty FUCKING Machado!!!!"
by the number 2 October 18, 2018
A girl who is not afraid to let her gas come out of her butt hole. If you are thinking about dating this girl there arr some qualities you should know about. One she likes to switch around a lot. One week she might be with you and the next week it might be all over. She loves to eat and is obsessed with her butt "beware". However this girl belives she is black and is not afraid to show it. She is very needy and loves to cuddle it can involve dangerous movments. Get this girl mad and the sandals will slap you. If you are up to a challenge she is in.
by The anonymous 3 October 28, 2017
by STAPLEZ March 22, 2015
"Kylie machado is a liar and she lies about everything and gaslights u into thinking shes the victim 😍🥰"
by urmommy.commy09 June 29, 2023
A term used to describe a gym addicted jacked human being. Especially a man who is 50 percent Indian. A man who is in peak fitness, and pulls mad girls. A master of bosses and a boss to masters could also be known as “Dave” in some scenarios
by DaveIsMaster June 8, 2022
by Daddyzaxbys December 16, 2021