Maaike is a beautiful girl. A t a young age, Maaike acts like she is already an adult, and has different world views. She is very persuasive, kind, gentle, and loving. Maaike will deny any compliment, whether it’s about her work, life, cooking, baking, and especially her body. She is very insecure when it comes to her body. Maaike is very talented when it comes to music, life skills, and writing.

Maaike’s favourite things include listening to music and hanging out with her best friends— and speaking of friends, if your are her friend you are a very lucky person. Maaike has major trust issues but people find it easy to talk, and trust her
Maaike is one of a kind, and a little bit retarded
When it comes to love, Maaike looks for a sense of humour and personality. She doesn’t care about looks. Even if she was crushing a little bit, she would never tell.
Wow... you’ve sure got a Maaike of a friend there. Hold on to her and never let her go.
by Baked.Potato May 12, 2019
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Very sweet, possible out of space kind of pretty girl.
Knows everything about fairytales and mushrooms,
get's pretty upset while talking about cheese.
Wow, that girl is so maaike, she stands there crying because of cheese....
by calibrium January 28, 2010
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A great friend, that's all around perfect, except when it comes to sports. Maaike friends also have amazing gorgeous curly hair.
You're a great Maaike friend.

I wish there were more Maaikes in the world.
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A Maaike is a very interesting person. She loves books and music. She can't sing very good but that doesn't stop her.
Even tho she is a writer she can't spell for shit. She is also a very slow writer because she can't ever concentrate on the book she is writing.

Her friends always make fun of her for being as flat as a frying pan, but that's not entirely true. She has eyes the color of 'slootwater' (canal water, so green/blue/grayish) and long blond hair.

She was a very boring and basic before she started hanging out with interesting people who opened her eyes and showed her how to have fun.

She is not very good at telling jokes but is very quick with a comeback which will make you laugh most of the time.
Person 1: Who is that plank walking over there?
Person 2: That's Maaike obviously, who else could it be?
by HotoReX February 2, 2022
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A Maaike is a rodent closely related to rabbits and usually confused with those.

The main differences between Maaikes and rabbits are that Maaikes love peanut butter sandwiches and tend to wear purple contacts.
I left a peanut butter sandwich right here ten minutes ago and now it's gone... I found a purple contact on the floor, it must have been a Maaike.
by Norvel October 7, 2017
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Stupida Maaik

Men are speechless at her appearance, the only thing they can say stuttering is "Stupida"

She is smart sexy, and killer sense of humour. Maaike’s are known to be drop dead gorgeous. They have a dazzling smile and breath taking breasts. She is as pure as her amazing blue eyes.

Other women wish they were her and men want her.

Stupida Maaik’s tend to have a hard exterior, but once you crack down the wall, they have a very soft, loving interior.

They are fiercely but lovingly. Maaik’s is a great adventure, every day you will discover new character qualities that will positively surprise you. They’re open to new experiences and challenges. Stupida Maaike is addictive. She will leave an indelible and unforgettable impression behind.
Stupida Maaik’s are all round just plain awesomazing...if you find one.....keep her!

Also sports a wicked rack! She's all world!

Man....that chick totally hot and cool....duh....of course she is...she's a Maaik!

Damn...I wish I had a Stupida Maaike
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The act of investing your time and emotions into a specific person who then, at their turn, will do nothing in return for you. They won't even blink an eye when they ditch you.
"He helped her out of her depression but she won't even bother to help him"
"Dude he's getting 'maaiked' so hard"
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