A MV or mechanical ventilator is a device that assists with breathing as by a mask over the patient's mouth, and nose, or more commonly by a breathing tube also known as an ET or Endotracheal tube placed into the patient's airway or trachea.
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Midget Vagina (midget vaginatosis, medical term) is where a fully grown woman has a vagina that is severely undersized(typically 1mm in width), this results extreme sexual frustration in the female. thus resulting in the female rejecting any male with a large penis and substituting him with a male with a midget penis (male usually from a similar or close by area).
while a cure for midget vaginatosis has not been found yet, an ancient myth says that if the affected female wears a mexican styled G-BANGER(slang for g-string), she should experinece a burst in vaginal growth.