Mall Muscles

Muscle groups that become especially developed with habitual shopping.

(After five hours of mall shopping)

Girl 1: Man I am so sore carrying all these bags for so long.

Girl 2: I know right - don't forget all that walking. We totally just had a workout.

Girl 1: Yeah our "mall muscles" let's get a real out out in tomorrow morning! Let's go for a run?

Girl 2: You are crazy girl.

by Tehefvriyoas January 2, 2014

invisa-muscles

a person who believes he is strong whether he is really fat or skinny. often confused with invisable muscles

look at hank tryin to get them girls he must have some invisa-muscles.

by litterdud September 23, 2010

Email Muscles

false bravado
When someone becomes "tough" and "combative" in an email, but never in person, or on the phone. A false show of digital power and might. A manifestation of their own sense of righteous indignation.

Email Muscles
Ninja 1 in an email format: "I asked you for that report last week you never responded, I'm losing confidence in you and your firm & will take my business else where."

Ninja 1 in a phone conversation: "Hey buddy, I know you have been busy, any chance of getting that report any time this week? No rush!"

by paranoidrain June 25, 2011

Muscle Fox

'Half man, half fox'. A breed of man fox that walks on its hind legs and often enjoys dancing. The term is often used as a positive adjective for pretty smexy men. The phrase was discovered early on in the year 2007, in the village of egham at the ever popular Strodes college.

"Jeez Ollie, your such a muscle fox!" said Charlotte.

by Dr. Whybra March 7, 2007

phone muscles

Phone Muscles- the cowardly act of telling someone over the phone, or computer either by text, social media, or verbal communication what you would not say in person ..

After the confrontation at the party Jackie used her phone muscles to tell the women she was a bitch.

by Almamomama March 2, 2016

muscle check

When you like a girl and you have to check to make sure you have a 6 pack, big biceps, no double chin, and no pool float around your stomach.

Josh: Hey Kyle, don't you think that girl over there is hot?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?

by Logical World September 1, 2017

go muscle

the high stamina dense type of muscle one gets from working an intense physical job

After working on the Edmonton-Fort MacMurray rail line for a summer, Darrell was all go muscle.

by Nostradamus Bear February 8, 2012