a decent channel that plays mostly reality shows like real world and such. for those of you who think its made to brainwash kids then watch another channel. your too closed minded just cuz you think all they play on mtv is rap. they have all kinds of shit on the channel and its better than vh-1 where they have a bunch of washed up celebrities on a show talking about their childhood, and complain about the lives of celebrities still making million. people complaining about what they show on mtv, i would call you close-minded, but most of you are brainless anyway since you cant change the channel.
by jizz-osh January 9, 2005
yeah, well sorry, but mtv is a good channel. welcome to 2005 bitches, tv isnt for music anymore, its for shows. want to see music videos? watch mtv2 or mtv between the hours of 2 am and 4 pm. thats plenty music right there. and the reality shows? amazing. real world, road rules, real world road rules challenge, real world road rules battle of the sexes 1 and 2, my super sweet sixteen, laguna beach, made, everything else that is right with the world. excuse me but how can a tv channel kill music? i believe that was the corruption of the music industry which essentially runs mtv. so take your whiny-ass problems to geffen and columbia and def jam and whatever. go watch some real world.
by spamee February 21, 2005
The golden chalice of truth that descends upon the millions of unsuspecting, young, insecure American individuals who are being bludgeoned by the credulous infection of bad, boring, baseless media, slipping into their brains like noxious slime, teaching them to consume, fuck, and paint themselves like mannequins, and ultimately refusing them their manifestation of that that is truly youthful: REBELLION.
mtv sucks! is the best antibiotic for our nation's youth, mtv sucks! will expose you to the wonderful strands of music that exist outside of the public eye, mtv sucks! will dose you and make you question reality in the year 2007.
by Crispy Lover III October 5, 2007
A kid who listens only to mainstream music and is unaware of any music made more than 6 months ago. Also a kid who basically only watches MTV. The only Classic Rock band they have probably heard of is The Beatles. They think all Metal is about Death and its all screaming. MTV kids usually have about 30 songs on their I-pods, basically all the new hits which they soon delete.
by joe725 October 13, 2007
A person who sits infront of the camera on shows such as 'the fabulous life of... celebrity dogs' and bitches about celebrities.
MTV Bitch:
'P Diddy actually bought a £0.5 million necklace for Elton John then found out Elton was gay. *Does an over-dramatized impression of P Diddy*'
'P Diddy actually bought a £0.5 million necklace for Elton John then found out Elton was gay. *Does an over-dramatized impression of P Diddy*'
by Daniel McCabe December 17, 2005
Started out in 1996 as M2, later MTV-2. The original plan was to bring back music videos since MTV dropped them. MTV-2 had a pretty decent variety. On January 1st 2001 it merged with The Box Music Network (which was a pay per view music video network seen on cable and Low Power TV stations) Not all that much changed other then the fact that they cross promoted it much more with MTV. In 2002, the boneheads at Viacom decided to start adding more rap and non music programming to the schedule. Fianlly they did it again. MTV-2 is now just another MTV with nothing but rap and shit shows. Then they re imaged the network with a tacky logo with 2 dogs. Instead of the video names being on the bottom left like most music videos, they flash them in the middle of the screen. They also flash pointless messages in the middle of the screen such as "Stop thinking about your hair" MTV-2 is now officially a big waste of bandwidth. Their website is also a worthless piece of shit.
by 1069 January 6, 2006