A television channel that used to be good, until evil cooperators took over and thought that everything should run THIER way, in the world of Next, and Made, and whatever crap they have on now. If you live by the rules of mtv, you must
Be gay/fruity
Preppy and hate your parents, blonde and have big boobs
Emo ''everyone hates me''
mtv is very pathetic indeed
Be gay/fruity
Preppy and hate your parents, blonde and have big boobs
Emo ''everyone hates me''
mtv is very pathetic indeed
I knew Shayla was watching too much mtv when she dyed her hair blonde and asked her mother for a boob job
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006
music telivision. back in the day,(80s)would air some pretty kickass music. has headbangers ball.HAD beavis and butthead. turned from music videos to a chanel promoting orange people, getting pregnant to get famous, and other corporate bullshit.
" theyre used to be a way to STICK it to the man. it was called rock and roll. but wait.oh no. THE MAN ruined that too,with a little thing called MTV!!!" -Jack Black
by keepskatin'bro May 30, 2011
by I fart on them August 16, 2004
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE??? Okay, so MTV basically takes every band that we love, and ruins them. If we discovered this awesome band, then MTV will take that band and make sure that all of the wrong people love it, and they can completely ruin it for you. Bands like Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, All American Rejects, and The Killers have been ruined by MTV. Don't get me wrong, I still watch MTV all the time, but what were you thinking??
Girl#1: So I was searching on Myspace and I found this awesome band called The Killers.
Girl#2: Yeah, that's pretty awesome
MTV: So Here's a new band that is a pop style that is spreading the nation featuring the new single, "Mr, Brightside"
Preppy Girl: OMG I LOVE THE KILLERS
Girls #1+2: EW....WHAT HAS MTV DONE??
Girl#2: Yeah, that's pretty awesome
MTV: So Here's a new band that is a pop style that is spreading the nation featuring the new single, "Mr, Brightside"
Preppy Girl: OMG I LOVE THE KILLERS
Girls #1+2: EW....WHAT HAS MTV DONE??
by Miriam<333 September 25, 2006
by ixXdYaNXxi November 3, 2007
a corporation that literally started music television, that people will always seem to bitch about and then go off to watch. does hav stupid presenters etc tho.
watch mtv 2
watch mtv 2
person: i hate mtv so much cos all my friends do.
person 2: yeh i only watch mtv cos i hate it so much.
person 2: yeh i only watch mtv cos i hate it so much.
by j July 18, 2004
one of my fav channels, that is being critized by 1)aging weenies who cant get over the fact that artists Run-DMC, Nirvana(r.i.p. Kurt), and GNR are no longer relvant, 2)teen losers who think they have such insight because they listen to ancient ass bands, 3)right-wing christians dont want want their kids to watch anything but Sesame Street 4)stupid frat boy meatheads, most of which probably watch mtv, all of which have a limited vocabulary beyond the words "gay", "fag", and "queer". If you assholes are so smart why dont you realize that just cause the channel is called MTV doesnt mean it has to be all about music? The name is just a name that reps youth culture. Music is meant to be heard you dipshits. If you want music so bad go to your local vintage shop and buy your damn Led Zepplin album. Who wants a channel all about music and nothing else? How lame. Like any channel, some of the shows are good: Real World(most of the seasons), Super Sweet 16(only season 1), Date My Mom, Room Raiders, one of my favs NEXT. Some are ok: My Own, Viva la Bam, Made. Some suck ass: Laguna Beach(preppy white bitches whining? no thanx), TRL(ive always hated), My Own(I changed my mind that show sucks). MTV is 4 teens, not for sad ppl trying to hang on to their teens who think their era was best. Note the word WAS. Your era of MTV is over. Deal with it.
p.s. to the dumbass who mentioned degrassi, thats a whole nother network idiot. And mtv should bring back Undressed! That show kicked ass.
p.s. to the dumbass who mentioned degrassi, thats a whole nother network idiot. And mtv should bring back Undressed! That show kicked ass.
idiot 1: mtv doesnt play the old Van Halen videos, what happened to GNR, why'd they cancel Beavis and Butthead?
Me:if u want music go buy a cd, or maybe even an ipod, who the hell cares about Van Halen and GNR,shows gotta end sometime, thats just how tv works. go buy it on dvd if ur that bummed. do u even know what an ipod and dvd is? Welcome to 2006 grandpa.
Idiot 2: all the kids at my school are such losers! They all watch mtv and dont listen to bands like Black Sabbath and Pink Floyd that came out over 30 yrs ago! What sheep.
Me: maybe the reason your an outcast is because your such a know-it-all little prick. And I know you got that Ramones t-shirt from Hot Topic, poser.
Idiot 3: mtv is a liberal wasteland corrupting our youth with their immoral values,cursing, sex, and scandalous fashion trends.
Me: dude...u are so repressed. Get fucked. And Fast.
Idiot 4: mtv is gay, emo queers, they show fags kissing, no headbanger music, fag, queer, gay, fag, queer, gay....
Me: u are a dumbass. I would never date a pig like u. *walks away in disgust*
Me:if u want music go buy a cd, or maybe even an ipod, who the hell cares about Van Halen and GNR,shows gotta end sometime, thats just how tv works. go buy it on dvd if ur that bummed. do u even know what an ipod and dvd is? Welcome to 2006 grandpa.
Idiot 2: all the kids at my school are such losers! They all watch mtv and dont listen to bands like Black Sabbath and Pink Floyd that came out over 30 yrs ago! What sheep.
Me: maybe the reason your an outcast is because your such a know-it-all little prick. And I know you got that Ramones t-shirt from Hot Topic, poser.
Idiot 3: mtv is a liberal wasteland corrupting our youth with their immoral values,cursing, sex, and scandalous fashion trends.
Me: dude...u are so repressed. Get fucked. And Fast.
Idiot 4: mtv is gay, emo queers, they show fags kissing, no headbanger music, fag, queer, gay, fag, queer, gay....
Me: u are a dumbass. I would never date a pig like u. *walks away in disgust*
by h8theh8rs September 11, 2006