17 definitions by keepskatin'bro
someone who trolls youtube comments, usually by saying something controversial or that will piss people off. these can be found at the comments section on a youtube video.(duh). most commonly trolled videos are Metal music videos,obama speeches. ones that trolls metal videos often have a screen name like "justinbeibergirl" or "disneyrox12".people who rely on the anomimity of the internet. people who no one gives a shit about so they piss people off over the computer.
youtube troll on "Death Walking Terror by cannibal corpse
JBr00ls: "no one likes metal you are a loser for liking it"
any given name:"obvious troll. get a life and fuck off".
JBr00ls: "no one likes metal you are a loser for liking it"
any given name:"obvious troll. get a life and fuck off".
by keepskatin'bro June 8, 2011
the most severe form of mental torture ever concieved by a psycopath's mind. outdated slow internet connection. may cause pulling out your hair and punching walls.
it takes hours to load a youtube video.
Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".
Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".
by keepskatin'bro June 5, 2011
in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.
by keepskatin'bro June 12, 2011
kids who wear ray ban glasses, have scragely beards,have "vintage" ironic t shirts,wear fedoras and ride road bikes/fixies. if you like picking low hanging fruit in the form of winning a debate youl want to have a word with them, or punch them, or both. they are douche bags. they go to chipotle to think theyre gritty by eating faux-mexican food. either they grow out of it, or take it with them to college.there they become trust fund fags who go to the record store to walk around for like an hour then drink starbucks and ponder shit that really doesnt affect you or me. henry rollins pwned these tools in this vid on youtube.
by keepskatin'bro January 1, 2012
a crappy handgun that can spray bullets. very cheap. the only reason it was in gta was because of columbine, and the gangs that use these guns.
by keepskatin'bro June 12, 2011
music telivision. back in the day,(80s)would air some pretty kickass music. has headbangers ball.HAD beavis and butthead. turned from music videos to a chanel promoting orange people, getting pregnant to get famous, and other corporate bullshit.
" theyre used to be a way to STICK it to the man. it was called rock and roll. but wait.oh no. THE MAN ruined that too,with a little thing called MTV!!!" -Jack Black
by keepskatin'bro May 30, 2011
a show that really isnt funny. a good analogy is basically when you are bored and are eating just to eat, but all you have in the kitchen is stale crackers, watching this show is that, but in a tv show form. or a way to pass time until family guy or simpsons comes on. a show that relfects whats worst about middle america. all the homophobia, latent racism, general close mindedness. life is too short and frustrating to be deprived ofa genuinly funny show.
this show is somewhat sentamental to me, but i will not be affected if i miss an episode. king of the hill is very dry humor.
by keepskatin'bro May 5, 2011