keepskatin'bro's definitions

Jibblethead

Hank hills way of saying retard or dumbass.

"Those environmentalists are jibbletheads"-Hank hill

by keepskatin'bro July 19, 2011

scooterfag

the kids who ride scooters at the skatepark and get in the way of everyone. they are usually 10 years old.

skater:darn, that Scooterfag just cut me off on my way up the ramp.
Scooterfag:retard!
skater: goes to beat up scooterfag, but doesnt when he realizes its a 10 year old kid who rides a toy

by keepskatin'bro November 4, 2011

Gurty

1. A combination of gross and dirty.

guy 1: plays 2 g 1 c and dubstep at same time
guy 2: thats so gurty

by keepskatin'bro August 28, 2012

tec 9

a crappy handgun that can spray bullets. very cheap. the only reason it was in gta was because of columbine, and the gangs that use these guns.

tec 9 is notorious only because of gangs and columbine

by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2011

Tapout

An MMA type clothing company. before this brand was popular, people who actually train wore these. unfortunatly once UFC got popular the brand got a bad rap because nowadays only fat kids and bros who dont even train wear these shirts.

MMA fighter driving home from gym waits at red light:"wow this guy in front of me is a serious jackass"
Bro in lifted truck with tapout stick on rear windsheild proceedes to blow smoke from muffler onto the fighter's toyota corolla. MMA fighter folows truck home and then beats the crap out of driver. MMA fighter thinks to himself, "what has happened to tapout fans".

by keepskatin'bro August 21, 2011

King of the hill

a show that really isnt funny. a good analogy is basically when you are bored and are eating just to eat, but all you have in the kitchen is stale crackers, watching this show is that, but in a tv show form. or a way to pass time until family guy or simpsons comes on. a show that relfects whats worst about middle america. all the homophobia, latent racism, general close mindedness. life is too short and frustrating to be deprived ofa genuinly funny show.

this show is somewhat sentamental to me, but i will not be affected if i miss an episode. king of the hill is very dry humor.

by keepskatin'bro May 29, 2011

fox

a network that is very conserveative,hates liberals, yet airs shows like family guy that critisize theyre own network's republican views and hypocrisy of airing liberal shows.

fox. Frustrated Old Xenophobes

by keepskatin'bro October 23, 2011