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scooterfag

the kids who ride scooters at the skatepark and get in the way of everyone. they are usually 10 years old.
skater:darn, that Scooterfag just cut me off on my way up the ramp.
Scooterfag:retard!
skater: goes to beat up scooterfag, but doesnt when he realizes its a 10 year old kid who rides a toy
by keepskatin'bro November 4, 2011
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Gurty

1. A combination of gross and dirty.
guy 1: plays 2 g 1 c and dubstep at same time
guy 2: thats so gurty
by keepskatin'bro August 28, 2012
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King of the hill

a show that really isnt funny. a good analogy is basically when you are bored and are eating just to eat, but all you have in the kitchen is stale crackers, watching this show is that, but in a tv show form. or a way to pass time until family guy or simpsons comes on. a show that relfects whats worst about middle america. all the homophobia, latent racism, general close mindedness. life is too short and frustrating to be deprived ofa genuinly funny show.
this show is somewhat sentamental to me, but i will not be affected if i miss an episode. king of the hill is very dry humor.
by keepskatin'bro May 29, 2011
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The Simpsons

Truly the greatest show ever made. period. the setting is still somewhat in the 1990s,yet they still parody things like the i phone and current events, like the bp oil spill,up coming election,ect. the best thing about this show, is the vast world inside of it. matt groening may have a massive ego,acording to some family guy creators.(look at what hes created!!!). family guy has ran out of ideas, turning stewie from a evil genious baby to a latent homosexual adult in a babys body.they got cancelled twice. homers still the same alcoholic fatass who gets into all kinds of crazy shit and they still get alot of ratings. and FG riped off the simpsons,big time. peter is same as homer-alcoholic,fat,stupid,poor judgement,dad. lois,marge-wife,more calm and collected than husband,the one who talks husband out of stupid shit. bart chris-son,does bad at school.(chris and bart are not the same per se,seth had to dodge copyright laws).Meg Lisa-smart,social outcast. stewie maggie-evil baby, no one notics it. maggie has shot someone just like stewie. only maggie did it like 10 years earlier.
by keepskatin'bro December 1, 2011
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tec 9

a crappy handgun that can spray bullets. very cheap. the only reason it was in gta was because of columbine, and the gangs that use these guns.
tec 9 is notorious only because of gangs and columbine
by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2011
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Mcgangbang

a sandwich that is a mc double from mc donalds, and a mc chicken patty in between the two beef pattys. fills you up for two dollars.
mcgangbang is a hobo sandwich
by keepskatin'bro July 19, 2011
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Guido

in a nutshell, a guido is a male italian-esque american.they have been HEAVILY popularized by jersey shore.(females are guidettes). they love the concept of GTL. they are very conceded, and try to find the absolute most hard hair spiker for theyre hair, and use WAY too much of it(these products are for 8 inch mohawks, yet they think they work well for 1 inch spikes or fauxhawk. they have black hair.) why am i talking about theyre hair? becuase its a BIG part of guido culture.(just check youtube, they have totorials from the show on how to do a blowout). they are orange skin idiots who are really conceded.
guido
by keepskatin'bro December 11, 2011
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