moog

a lame boy who is annoying but not so much you have to cancel him

Gabe is such a fucking moog.

by queer's March 18, 2020

Mooged

Getting mugged by a herd of cow supremacists.

Mooger: GIVE ME YOUR MILK!

Jeremy: I just got mooged last night by crazy people in white sheets with black spots on them!!

by anditwasamazing October 25, 2016

Moogs

Dover slang for your mother. Short for Moogsie

Your moogs fucked me gently with a chainsaw last night!

by Sara***** February 7, 2007

Moogs

A nickname to give to a person in your group if there are two people of the same name. For example is there are two Samanthas in your group, and you are to lazy to call one Samantha A and the other Samantha B, re-name one 'Moogs'.
This name is also a nickname used for only the best of the best of the best friends. Do not use this name flippantly however, because it signifiys both awsomeness, and an un-wavering kick ass personality.

Julia: This is Samantha M.
Sean: But that blonde girl is Samantha S!
Julia: Yeah well we call one Samantha M. and one Samantha S.
Sean: Well fuck that, you will now be forever known as .... Moogs
Moogie: Can't I be known as Sam?
Sean and Julia: NO!!!
Moogs: ...k...

by Lieutenant-Second-In-Command-Best-Friend-Julia AKA Chilii April 24, 2005

Moog

Moog is a part of growing up as an Australian boy where to be properly masculine and a man you have to fuck a koala

Man: 'hurry up and moog already, are you even a man?'
boy (pussy): 'but dad, its gross'
man: 'shut up and fuck this koala pussy already'

by i cum in mcdonalds February 17, 2022

Moog

A derogatory term with no synthesiser links at all. Can be used in conjuncture with dog. A flabby, ugly person, normally with bad teeth and a face like a bulldog licking piss off stinging nettles.

Jesus, look at that bird over there, she got a face like a slapped arse! Fuckin' moog.

by The Strut September 29, 2004

mooge

To mooge is to engage in a 69 with a girl while standing up, so she's upside down. In the middle, you drop her and she breaks her neck. Then, you stick her cell phone into her vagina, and call it so that it vibrates, and then you snort her vaginal drippings.

I want to mooge her so bad.

by Turdle Ferguson December 4, 2007