This is the ultimate sex move of all sex moves. You are fucking her hard while she holds her legs up then you grab the pillow. While she is distracted you another her with the pillow. (She may take this as horse play just keep going until she stops squirming). Next you beat the living shit out of her. Make sure to throw some elbow drops on there. After doing a lot of damage with your one sided fist fight pick her up and throw her out of the second story window. Run downstairs and find her where she lays and finish on her face. Lastly raise you hands and clam your victory.
"Mom why did you go to the hospital?"
"Oh little Tim Tim your dad decided to get kinky and try out The MMA on me."
"Oh little Tim Tim your dad decided to get kinky and try out The MMA on me."
by Yourmomsajoe February 4, 2020
Mma guru is a dwarf
by Nate_diaz is _shit December 5, 2020
A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.
by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022
A regular face you see at MMA classes, usually about twice a week, who you don't know but say hi to.
by GymMemberOfTheMonthAugust August 5, 2011
by spikeboy April 3, 2004
Any kid who "thinks," he's a badass, and can can kick anyones ass becuase he took 1 MMA class at his gym.
These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.
Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.
These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.
Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.
MMA Douchebag: What are you looking at?
Real Badass: Nothing.
MMA Douchebag: Damn right nothing, Ill kick your ass.
Real Badass: If you even touche me, Im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your ass up and down the street.
MMA Douchebag: Hey!...I'm sorry man, I dont want any trouble.
Real Badass: Nothing.
MMA Douchebag: Damn right nothing, Ill kick your ass.
Real Badass: If you even touche me, Im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your ass up and down the street.
MMA Douchebag: Hey!...I'm sorry man, I dont want any trouble.
by dats2dope December 10, 2009
Bandwagon fan following of MMA or specifically the UFC due to it's gaing attention and so people want to be apart of it. Characteristics of a MMA Bandwagon fan would be someone you saw who a couple of months go that knew nothing of the sport, then all of sudden is seen wearing a "Tapout" or some other company's clothing in an attempt to look "with it" (even if he knows nothing of the sport and still calls MMA "UFC Fighting" or thinks Chuck Liddell is the indestructible shit).
Joe Rogan: "I swear to god I'm tired of these fuckin' MMA Bandwagon faggots. I can't tell you how many these idiots I see. They come to me like 'hey who do you think would win between Chuck Liddell and Fedor' and or 'I want to be a UFC fighter and want to train in UFC fighting' and I'm like....WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN IT!!"
by Kirk Hetfield July 18, 2009