Any kid who "thinks," he's a badass, and can can kick anyones ass becuase he took 1 MMA class at his gym.
These kids threaten to fight someone, but will almost always backoff If the other person agrees to fight.
Or by mistake they threaten the wrong person, and end up getting thier ass kicked by a real badass.
MMA Douchebag: What are you looking at?
Real Badass: Nothing.
MMA Douchebag: Damn right nothing, Ill kick your ass.
Real Badass: If you even touche me, Im grabbing the crowbar out of the bed of my truck and beating your ass up and down the street.
MMA Douchebag: Hey!...I'm sorry man, I dont want any trouble.
The area of the male body encompassing both the penis and the testicles. The guy equivalent of the swear word "cunt," created to be used as a word to be completely unacceptable to polite society.
The word first appeared in the comic book "Kick-Ass," issue 6 (written by Mark Millar) as a cuss-word made up by Dave's friends sometime before lunchtime.
Marty: "As in your cock and your balls. Toddie said all the best ones have "U," and "K," and we thought this could be the guy equivalent of "cunt."
Toddy: "As in something just completely unacceptable to polite society."
Any person who is seen putting on chapsick ALL THE TIME. Like every 5 minutes at least.
If someone is a such a chapstick whore, if your lucky, you'll see them bite off a piece. If you ask them if they really just ate chapstick, they will deny everything.
Man 1: "See that guy over there?"
Man 2: "Yeah? What about him?"
Man 1: "Did he just eat Chapstick?!?"
Man 2 : "Ohhh... That guy. Yeah he's a chapstick whore."
"Chode Garage" aka a gay guy's butthole, anus, or ass when a chode is rammed into it.
One gay guy rammed his penis into the other guys "Chode Garage."
A teacher that either dresses Dgaf and/or as a Dgaf attitude. These teachers are the teachers who let you text in class, talk, and listen to your iPod. If your lucky, your teacher will even let you use his/her computer.
Nick: Ugh I hate my study hall its so boring.
Natha: I love mine, we got Mrs. Boat, shes totally a Dgaf teacher.
One of those strange friends on facebook
that your REALLY dont even know. You dont share any mutual friends or anything.
You might just add them becuase you just want that 1 more friend, or mabey becuase they have the same name as you.
The strange part is that they get extreamly offended when you delete them as a friend.
Bill: "Hey man! Whats your deal?!?"
Bill: "Why did you delete me as a friend?"
John: "Your just a fakebook friend dude."
A hypocritical stoner
They'll jump all over someone and tell them why weed is wrong. Then they'll go smoke it themselves.
I cant belive that guy at lazer quest told me my codename couldnt be "OG Kush," when hes out on his break smoking it. What a hypokush.