MLIC

Stands for "my life is cheap". Phrase used after a sentence describing your cheap life.

Yesturday, Heather was offering to give the rest of her coke to someone. I took it and tried to sell it to random people even though it was already opened. MLIC

Didn't want to buy drumsticks so I found a bunch of random objects and taped them together, mlic.

My current mp3 requires MANUAL battery changes because i can't afford an ipod. MLIC.

Yesterday my parents and i went to an outlet mall, we bought 2 of everything.
they were summer clothes, but my rents refused to buy me winter clothes i needed, so i was forced to where the same layers of summer clothing all on top of eachother. MLIC.

Yesterday, i made a bet with a friend... since i was so broke.. i bet a penny i would find on the floor MLIC

MLIC by mayfield1994 November 23, 2009

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MLIC

standing for: My Life Is Communist

-a phrase in order to express how communist one's surroundings are at any given moment.
-may apply to interactions with people, visiting other countries, or observing the equal distribution of all resources amongst all people regardless of obvious superior/inferior differences.

*may be applied to perspectives: e.g. YLIC (your life is communist) or TLAC (their lives are communist) HLIC (His or her)

*Man, how's Goldie going to check her Facebook back in the motherland? HLIC

*Wait, they hate America because you can reap what you sow, and not have to share with the bitch next door? TLAC

*I'm miserable. MLIC

MLIC by americafuckyeah_ August 29, 2010

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mlic • mlicba

mlic

my life is crap

shit, today sucked. MLIC!

mlic by lyyy$ May 24, 2009

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mlicba

My life is consumed by assholes

Dude, mlicba is all around me at work.

mlicba by faf1967 October 24, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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