TLAC 

THINK or THINKING LIKE A CHAMPION.

Your mind set should be to TLAC.

Always TLAC to be your best.

TLAC is attemping to be ones best at everything, always.

TLAC by John J. Gray September 28, 2008

Tlachtli 

Tlachtli is an ancient form of a ballgame played by various cultures although it is generally associated with the Aztecs. The exact pronounciation is as it's spelled but because of the basic translation of native languages to Spanish during the Inquisition it's not how it originally was pronounced.

Anyways, tlachtli was overall a brutal sport, rugby and American football have little on this sport. The game was played with a hard rubber ball (came right off of rubber tress) which became as hard as rock when temperatures dropped. Weighing anywhere from 5 to 10 pounds 2-5 players per team had to hit the ball with their elbows, hips or legs through a stone ring that was placed above the court typically several feet high.

The walls of the court it was played in were slanted So that the ball could make a feable attempt at bouncing off and helped the odds of getting the ball into the stone ring. The court was set up like modern volleyball, one team on one side and the other team on the other side. In some cases the game would go on for days with no break until one team got the ball through the ring to score a point.

The cultural importance of the game was huge to the Ancient Central American people because they would use the game for both weather predictions and as a form of human sacrifice. Priests and fortune tellers would study the path of the ball and they would create primitive forms of almanacs out of their predictions. Also at the end of the game either the winning team (the team that got the ball through the hoops the most) or the losing team would be offered to the ancient gods as sacrifice (the team to be sacrificed likely depended on the tribe such as Aztecs, Incas, ect).

Some modern artifacts remain from the ball courts. In fact a near completely-intact court remains today at Chichen Itza.

We played our own form of tlachtli on Saturday and it was brutal! Our ankles killed like crazy and we'd only scored a few points.

Tlachtli by Sid Barrett February 12, 2008

Tlacaélel

Tlacaélel is a person who walks above all, he owns it all and he knows it, he is smart and uses his intelligency on his very own favor.
He has a mighty heritage, his ancestors were mighty warriors and leaders, he is no different, he aims for the best.
He has only a few friends, but his loyalty to them is unbreakable, he would fight the gods to protect his loved ones.
Those around him should be grateful, walking throughout life by his side is such an incomparable present.

-Oh man, who is that hot guy?
-Everyone knows that, he is the one and only mighty Tlacaélel

- I wish I could be cool enough to talk to Tlacaélel

Tlacaélel by Mighty chosen one Tlacaélel August 12, 2021

tlach 

A bluey fan that is horrendously obese, middle-aged man who's flesh has melded with the outer surface of his chair, resulting in a vile woman-repelling object with a repugnant stench is so potent, that it can be smelt from miles away. Due to his immobility, he has resorted to writing down a list of overtly unnecessary to show off in typing games, despite the fact that he never uses said words in any of his day-to-day conversations with himself.

Dude, this tlach obviously has a list of unnecessarily complex words just to show off, let's get outta here.

tlach by Whirlyram March 28, 2025

tlach 

A repugnant Word Bomb player who uses overtly verbose answers that are clearly not part of their vocabulary, and are only used to show off their critical need to go outside and talk to women. To make matters worse, a tlach is also a Bluey fan, and has an odor so foul that it can be smelled from miles away, and even through one's computer.

PlayerA: Dude, this guy is being such a tlach, let's find a different server!
PlayerB: Yeah, I can even smell him from here!

tlach by Whirlyram March 29, 2025