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(v.) could be used for anything: cursing (switch curse words for mirp instead), being random, anything that is boring and feel the need to just say it just because you can
Example One~

Mother: "Emily, can you do the dishes?"
Emily: "Mirp, why?"

Example Two~

Friend One: "Yea, Brad was such a jerk! I can't believe he did that to him-"
Friend Two: "Mirp him! He should get suspended!"

Example Three:

Friend One: "I think you say mirp way too much now..."
Friend Two: "I don't care, mirp you. I can say it forever."
Friend One: "Oh god please no..."
Mirp by emilyluvsumore January 19, 2017
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acronym: Words that create this acronym are "Magic Internet Routing Protocol". This internet standard protocol is commonly employed by system analysts and other support personal to explain away any little problems that may crop on in a complex networked computer environment.
What, you want me to fix your problems with a wave of my magic wand? Sure I’ll just use MIRP and make it all go away.
MIRP by wonkothesane August 22, 2006
A man who is the perfect himbo.
Do you remember that dude from last nigjt? He was a total Mirp.
Mirp by Remitheratatata June 17, 2021
someone who has herpes and dose kno it yet
Hey Harmander i mean Mirpis
mirpis by Jazix May 21, 2010
The name of someone who has herpes and everyone knows, but he won't admit it
Everyone in school knows Harmandeep has herpes, but he won't admit it. He's being so mirpis.
Mirpis by power rager May 19, 2010
Mirph - Adjective: to creep or lurk, listen in on a conversation without adding anything valuable.
He was just being a big mirph all day.

Quit mirphing around.
Mirph by c dog 222 February 13, 2009
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