(v.) could be used for anything: cursing (switch curse words for mirp instead), being random, anything that is boring and feel the need to just say it just because you can
acronym: Words that create this acronym are "Magic Internet Routing Protocol". This internet standard protocol is commonly employed by system analysts and other support personal to explain away any little problems that may crop on in a complex networked computer environment.
What, you want me to fix your problems with a wave of my magic wand? Sure I’ll just use MIRP and make it all go away.