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T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S. 

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.
Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

A.M.O.L.A.D. 

Stands for A Matter Of Life And Death, and is usually referenced to the 2006 album by Iron Maiden.
Iron maiden's A.M.O.L.A.D. is such a great and underrated album, with amazing songs like For The Greater Good Of God, Out Of The Shadows, and These Colours Don't Run.
A.M.O.L.A.D. by Retard_Ryan February 9, 2023

a m o g u s 

Person 1: Hey, have you played the hit 2018 game Among Us?
Person 2: *nam flashbacks* a m o g u s
Person 3: bruh
a m o g u s by OhFuckOhGodHelppppp February 26, 2021

p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m 

pin me to the wall and make out with me
pls p.m.t.t.w.a.m.o.w.m <3

M.O.A.F.N 

Me On A Friday Night. See something relatable or particularly unusual e.g. Weird dance. If you were experience these topics or see something relating to these then you would state the sentence 'me on a Friday night'. For short 'M.O.A.F.N'
Much like using the word 'mood'
Someone:"Look at that weird guy over there!" Me:"M.O.A.F.N"
M.O.A.F.N by 👅Yazz👅 December 9, 2018