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The only high school in the country that has its own stereotypes.

1.The "jocks/cheerleaders" are losers who everyone hates, and are usually the only white people, but still pull off straight B's. They think they're popular because of all the high school movies they watch, but they're so stupid that they keep forgetting that they go to LHS. No one even pretends to like these assholes and sluts.

2. Then you have the nerds who make other school nerds look retarded. Some of them get into pre-calc freshman year.

3. Then you have the "emos/goths", who wear black nike t-shirts and have never even touched a knife, and also get straight A's.

4. After that comes the posers, which is half of the school, which are really just nerds dressed up like mexicans.

5.Then there's the athletes, who make it to varsity sports freshman year and still pull of a 4.0 GPA. These are the kind of people who are guaranteed a fucking spot in Stanford.

6. Last, and least, you have the douchebags. These are the people who don't do anything, smoke weed, and will probably end up having even worse lives than the jocks will.
Jock: Fuck, I'm late for Calculus AP.

Nerd: Oh, I take math classes at Stanford now.

Emo/Goth: I hate everyone, my mom didn't let me dye my hair black, which it already is.

Poser: Math is so ghetto.

Athletes: I have Pre-calc, then varsity XC right after. I work 14 hours a day for admission to something that my parents told me I have to get into.

Douchebag: I'm so cool, no one talks to me cuz I'm to cool for them. Yeah, that's it.

This is lynbrook
by Ihateeveryone55 August 28, 2011
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Lynbrook, a high school located in the city of Cupertino. Population possibly 70% Asian, 18% Caucasian, 8% Hispanic, 4% black. Most students have nothing better to do than do homework, study, play video games, or go out with friends. Full of valedictorians, but also some druggies. Asians are a regular sight at Lynbrook. You can't turn a corner of a building without seeing another asian.

Long time rival with Monta Vista, because all high schools need enemies. Common insults are "joo suxor MV" and "joo suxor LHS".

NOT full of losers. Most of the time students encourage sportsmanship and support. Freshman are not picked on as much as other high schools or the typical stereotype.

REALLY small school, comparatively with Monta Vista. Low budget because of the Governator. Can't use own football field lights because neighbors get pissed. Can run across campus without even breaking a sweat or getting lost. As of the 2006 Lynbrook football team:
LHS owned MV in JV, MV owned LHS in Varsity.

NO Chinese as a language class. NO Japanese 5 AP. Okay wireless internet access. Okay school spirit.

Fob nation.
Ever since the dawn of time, God appeared from the heavens and proclaimed, "Monta Vista shall forever be the adversary of Lynbrook." And it was to be.
by SteyrKat February 01, 2006
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Home of the few the proud the Jamaica skaters, smoking in tofu parking lot, and eating at elegante. If you've ever been to lynbrook were home to the only white castle on the LIRR.
Lynbrook is the place to be.
by Joey Jager February 24, 2009
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Best School in California. Always in the top 100 ranking high schools in the country.
Its weird how many wannabes talk shit about lynbrook. They should post definitions about their own shitty schools and leave us alone.
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Best high school in San Jose!! and top ranking in CA. wonderful Staff and Students.
Class Of 2003!!!
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an average school that, every year, gets their ass kicked by monta vista in just about every single sport ever invented.

9 out of 10 lynbrook students have been screwed anally at least twice (even the guys).
we (monta vista) went to lynbrooks XC meet and chewed their asses to a pulp.
They were crying when we were finished with them and they were begging us to stop.

mv guy: haha u guys had your asses handed to you. now i will have to give you a mushroom slap and bang you anally.
lynbrook guy: *sniff* okay please be nice *sniff*
**whimpering noises**
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Pretty good school in California. Always scores lower than Monta Vista and Paly. Full of asian's who think they are uber popular (seeing as they make up like 70% of the school).

to pull a lynbrook is to act popular and fail
wow she pulled a lynbrook and her bra stuffing fell out.
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