Lummer 

The offspring of a limo and a hummer.... otherwise the best thing ever to show up anywere

Its one of those limo hummers.... NO its a lummer BITCH

Lummer by majix johnsonz December 6, 2006

Lummer 

A pejorative: Lummer lümmer A bad boy or naughty boy
(Used in Germany for roast loin, sirloin) so I’m guessing ‘meaty’ loins

lummerland is code for clandestine creepy pædo destination.

Lummer by TreetopVa January 6, 2021

Lummer 

A person who just keeps taking Ls, usually after getting tilted. Possibly derived from loser and bummer
Use an aussie accent for maximum damage

*Person misplays*
*counterattack*
*notice they are tilted, optimal lummer situation*
you: UR A LUMMA!
person: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!

Lummer by Gumbo64 May 8, 2022

Lummer 

Someone who dresses uncool, a total saddo, like they let their mother dress them.

Also known as a Lummerkin.

What are you wearing, you look like such a lummer.

Lummer by Kaos87 February 26, 2024

lumberjack mac 

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.

Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.

lumberjack mac by Kaster Master November 19, 2021

lumberjackulate

To cut down a tree and reach the point of arousal where you immediately orgasm in your pants.

Chris: I lumberjackulated in the Amazon over spring break.
Barb: Damnit Chris, you know we're in a climate crisis!

lumberjackulate by Collins-Belle October 10, 2019

Lumbering Lomax 

A child older than 15 but not yet 30 that attaches themselves to there parents and friends like a leach. They will not work, walk around looking for ways to get video games and sit on their ass 24/7 doing nothing but eating, sleeping and playing the newest game they have coned there parents or friends for. This person is uncomfortable around anyone other video nerds or people just like themselves. They will also when in a verbal fight accuse the very people that help them of getting them what they want not what they need.

They usually will amount to nothing in life but a sponge or leach.

Brother: Do you know where Cody is?

Father: I don't know where that useless Lumbering Lomax is at!

Dude that bitch Cody is nothing but a Lumbering Lomax!

Lumbering Lomax by Big Bad Bobinator December 11, 2012