Also known as Lumiqueer, a very queer internet user who does nothing but disrupt message boards by posting a torrent of insipute non-sense. Will constantly post articles of zero interest, and tends to struggle in debates and flame wars due to his queer-like nature. In some cases, he will side with neglected internet users such as Overtoke, following the "if you cant beat em, join em" approach. Being a queer canadian, it is no surprise that he is also a liberal.

Due to his awkward queer-like behaviour, he is banned from many message boards and resides at Hxman's tech talk where nearly all the posts generated are from him.
Man did you see that luminair fellow? he queer'd up the place like no tommorow!
by TinyTurd April 15, 2007
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as opposed to a millionaire, a luminaire is someone wealthy in enlightenment and shines that light brightly for all
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A magic attack in Squaresoft's "Chrono Trigger" and "Chrono Cross".

It is Crono's (The main character in Chrono Trigger) ultimate attack (For a single tech).

It is also the second tech that Serge (The main character in Chrono Cross) learns.
The mysterious light emitting from Crono is the "Luminaire"!
by Nick July 7, 2003
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Noun- 1.A super awesome twilight magic spell.
"Wow! Did you see that Luminaire? It blew up the sky!"
by Lumi June 27, 2003
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an extremely popular MMORPG character, usually known for witty, consistant responses.
Hah, he pulled a Luminair when he completely raped Tim verbally.
by Chuvimaine August 8, 2006
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(a.k.a Lum, Lumi)
1. A dude who likes to hump 15 year old boys named Calvin.
Luminaire Mage humped Calvin and then Calvin shot him and burned Lum's body in an acid pool infested with man eating sharks.
by Calvin June 29, 2003
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Noun- 1.The God of all Ultimate Pleasure
"Oh thank Luminaire Mage...If it weren't for him, last night's sex would have been terror!"
by Lumi June 27, 2003
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