Luke Palmer

The nomenclature given to the demonic spawn slithering through the vas deferens of time and space. Recoiling at the sacred light, these bundty beasts reign down like blood from an altar in the sky, striking fear into the innocent! With briney claw, a Luke Palmer will scratch a soul from its unlucky possessor, spread mayonnaise over it and engulf it with a flaming maw more ravaging than George Clooneys good looks. Said to only be smitten with the lost trident of Poseiden, Luke Palmers continue to soil the earth with rigorous beastiality and over indulgence in the petty whims of man.

If you don't eat your vegetables the Luke Palmer will skin the Bogey Man alive and then come to defecate on your soul.

Luke Palmer by TheBowieBunker June 19, 2010

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Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer

Angel and Demon. The two cosmic forces that have entered into an eternal, recurring epic battle. This time the incarnations are two young hoodlums, they must learn to master the powers they have within. Will Luke learn to contol the raging Demon force? Will Eamon finally understand the 5 Angelic Gifts of Power? How will the filmmakers manage to fit in sci-fi, a prophet character, kung-fu, samurai swords, gun play, anime storylines, American pop culture jokes, cool special effects, a final battle, a shared love-interest, and the journy of two heroes? Love. Strength. Hope.

"That plot was very eamon quinn and luke palmer driven.

Eamon Quinn and Luke Palmer by M88 October 15, 2008

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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