Luke, I am your father

Incorrect quotation from the climactic confrontation bwtween Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back".

The correct quotation is "No, I am your father."

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc

by Cataphract_40 May 14, 2005

Luke, I am your father

A line never delivered in a Star Wars movie.

It was actually, "No, I am your father," as it was part of a conversation.

by Ryan Kasabian May 16, 2005

Luke, I am your father

someting you don't wanna hear a random stranger tell you if you're luke.

random guy:Luke, I am your father
luke:(realizing his mother is a hoe)

by why are the all taken1589 May 17, 2019

Luke, I am your father

The climax to a certain situation. Usaully preceded by the "Luke..."

1. In the Movie "Friday", the "Luke, I am your father" is when, Craig whoops Deebo's ass. Yeaahh!!!

2. The "Luke I am your father" of slim bavis's life, was giving the rectal thermometer to his favorite moped.

by Dan Jewell March 23, 2005

luke i am your father

The most kick ass line to ever grace this earth, along with im a bad motherfucker

Obi Wan told me enough, he told me you killed him!

No luke, I am your father..


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11!1

by Blaminator June 11, 2005

luke, i am your father

the deluded morons above this post are totally wrong in fact it IS luke i am your father. he goes no luke i am your father watch the classic fucking movies. not the fucking bullshit new ones.

Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him!

Vader: No Luke, I am your father.

Luke: NO! THATS NOT TRUE! THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!

by i fucked you mama! November 17, 2007

A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.

My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

by Jackoohoh June 30, 2016