When you're a big deal like George Rekers, you dont want to have your reputation tarnished by a boy whore. So just simplify the problem with a luggage carrier.

Ex.
Don't drop the soap. Oh, it's ok, he's just my luggage carrier.
by homo-momo May 7, 2010
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n. the broadened and exaggerated weightlifters stance used to accentuate one's shoulders, resulting in a look as if they are holding heavy suitcases in either hand. Those with a Naploeon Complex also tend to utilize this technique to overcompensate for their lack of physique.
After Joey left the gym, he walked around his house with invisible luggage and it quickly gave him the reassurance he needed to feel like a powerhouse.
by Snocap September 19, 2006
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a slang term for your balls/testicals
"That chick was such a slut...she even slobbed my dick luggage for 20 minutes."
by Dr. Ill Cashbar May 4, 2009
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The cartridge full of human excrement generally found underneath a caravan toilet.
Steve: Hey Darl?
Sue: Yes darl?
Steve: It’s you turn to take the mud luggage on a mud run.
Sue: Fuck!!
by Hastos January 20, 2021
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(n) someone who is really cute but smells (often as a romantic interest)
Jeff: hey man! Check that girl out
Dick: oh don’t get to close! I took her on a date but she’s sniff luggage.
by Gurlycake February 16, 2019
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A person you invite only to carry your bags.
I only invited him because he's my luggage bitch.
by Quest The Rabbit August 28, 2016
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Someone who typically says random facts and quips and literally no one asked. These people normally have multiple disabilities, surprisingly their down syndrome isn't the reason for their micropenis. Doesn't have bitches.
Riley: "Luggage Lafulglock go buy a gun"
Luggage Lafulglock: "ah yes, the peak of German engineering"
Riley: "What?"
by Der wenig Führer November 11, 2021
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