Luggage Nugget

That guy at the airport who goes through all of your neatly folded luggage and throws it all back wrinkled and unfolded.

Yea, that Luggage Nugget over there went through my gear and taxed my gig hardcore cruster.

by SoDangles April 5, 2009

dutch luggage

The storage space in between your left and right cheek; often heated and scented like a Dutch Oven.

We couldn't find the tv remote, it was wedged in his Dutch luggage.

by Ivana Assenheimer October 8, 2017

Pink Luggage

A gentleman's genitals

John hoisted his 'pink luggage' into his pants

Kev rested his 'pink luggage' on Kim's forehead

by Gavidoff November 17, 2017

arkansas luggage

Foreskin. Refers to the time when Arkansans were too poor to pay a doctor to circumcise their boys, while Americans in other states were routinely circumcised. At that time, being uncircumcised was looked down upon, so the term is faintly derisive. Also hints that the bearer of such foreskin is so poor he could pack all of his possessions in his foreskin, and has no use for luggage.

Check out that dude's Arkansas luggage! It's hanging off the end like lace curtains!

by microaperture December 29, 2011

Under Luggage

Ball Sack; Scrotum; Male Genitalia

"Dude, your shorts are really tight, i can totally see your under luggage!"

"My under luggage is fragile, please handle w/ care!"

"Excuse me sir, its one carry one item per traveller, you're going to have to store your under luggage at the gate"

by Samsoniter March 19, 2010

luggage gas

The act of farting at the airport and blaming it on other people's stinky luggage

Guy 1 - Man it smells like shit in this airport, did you fart?

Guy 2- It is probably those poor people's luggage, stupid SouthWest Airlines.

Guy 1 - Stupid luggage gas

by TheonlyR2 August 21, 2012

redneck luggage

Using a bag from a Mall department store for everyday use.

"Hey Gretchen are you ever going to stop carrying around that old Macys bag?"

"What for? My redneck luggage works just fine for my hauling around my change of clothes."

by John Dear Track and Field January 15, 2009