luggage

when you are hungover and have to rely on others to get things done, "carry you"

You're going to have to do my work today, I'm luggage.

by Captain Hangover April 26, 2014

luggage

A codeword for pads/ tampons. Girls use it in an emergency situation; extremely useful especially if there are guys around.

Girl1: Hey, whatsup? Why do you look so sick?
Girl2: Do you have any luggage? I'm going to Japan.

Girl1: Yeah, I'll go grab it for you in a sec.
Guy: You get to go to Japan?? LUCKY!!!!

Girl1&2: Not really...

by A sympathetic friend2 May 9, 2009

luggage

man-boobs; not to be confused with baggage

woah look at all his luggage!

by macint November 14, 2009

Snow Luggage

When someone doesn't clear the snow from the roof of their car and proceeds to drive around with it, looking like the rooftop luggage of the old days.

Coined by Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87

Steve: It's not snowing anymore, where is all this coming from?
Tom: It's that douchebag in front of us with the Snow Luggage.

by Beardown69 January 16, 2015

Luggage Tits

Tits so big you have to check them at baggage .

Did you see Emily’s luggage tits? Is she going out of town?

by Disrespectful Dave February 24, 2021

bag of luggage

Somebody who looks like a real snak, like a booty buffet; a thot with class.

You: Daaaaamn, Riya Sen, the Indian actress, looks like BAG OF LUGGAGE.

Friend: I must say, good sir, I yearn for her earnestly each night. Her beauty truly outweighs her personality.

by Chad Carnegie Roschild Chadson June 14, 2018

Crotch Luggage

Ones junk, the male penis and balls
First used by Fez Whatley of Ron & Fez

For one to masturbate they would tug on the Crotch Luggage

by Mr crotch luggage November 4, 2010