When you spray the floor with WD40 and slide across the floor naked, aiming to insert your penis through your lovers open legs and into her vagina.
by governmentpig April 26, 2004
Another word for "love". If people get bored just saying love, they can always which over to word ludge. Its much enjoyable to everyone and some people give you weird looks for saying it, because they just don't understand you at first. After awhile your friends will catch on :D
Joey: I LUDGE YOU AMANDA!
Amanda: what the heck are you talking about? *gives a weird look*
Joey: I mean i love you. .
*awkwardness*
Amanda: Oh. . I LUDGE YOU TOO!
Amanda: what the heck are you talking about? *gives a weird look*
Joey: I mean i love you. .
*awkwardness*
Amanda: Oh. . I LUDGE YOU TOO!
by iludgeyou5 February 28, 2011
by thomasonfire June 15, 2009
by Ya boi keemstar December 19, 2017
A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.
by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021
by The Ludge King October 30, 2021