A sexy guy with a sexy face and sexy body. He's everything a girl could wish for. Smart, funny, handsome. Everyone wants to be apart of the Lozada family.
by ShimmyShimmyCakeCake January 2, 2014
Gets ratio'd easily on Twitter and is a very big Overwatch league fan. His favorite teams are the SF Shock and Seoul Dynasty. Could've been a professional quarterback in the NFL, but had to give up because of his OPness. He's an English major and he's passing all of his classes with all A++'s. Also has a fire ass mullet. Overall kinda mid LOL!!
"Robert Lozada tried to photosynthesize until he realized his ass was grass." "Robert Lozada is very mid at Overwatch"
by OverwatchKing227 December 20, 2021
Sexy ass, super thicke af, very cute and intelligent and very cute. She will beat all your asses and she has bf so go suck a d from your uncle or something. But yeah, overall she is the most amazing person there is and is very hot. She has amazing personality and is a person you want to be with for the rest of your life. (She really is the best person there is)
Wow, i just met a Julieta Lozada, it was amazing.
Wow, my exam went very Julieta Lozada, so it was amazing.
I think i have hemorrhoids . I really think i should go see a doctor. My ass really hurts.
Wow, my exam went very Julieta Lozada, so it was amazing.
I think i have hemorrhoids . I really think i should go see a doctor. My ass really hurts.
by BaddestBichAlsoHaveHemorrhoids May 18, 2022
The creator of a beautiful poem that was shared around south florida. It was well written, and talked about an extremely sensitive subject that deserves more National attention. Urban Dictionary took down my definition of his legendary poem. But we shall not succumb this beautiful piece of craftsmanship we call poetry, especially in the sacred month of No Nut November! We shall fight to bring back this legendary poem, and let its verses flow throughout the internet once more! #BringBackAngelLozada #NoNutNovemberPoem #SouthFlorida #CoralReef
Bro 1: Hey bro what ever happened to that dope ass poem by Angel Lozada
Bro 2: I dont know bro, we need to Bring Back Angel Lozada
Bro 2: I dont know bro, we need to Bring Back Angel Lozada
by William Sodearmos November 19, 2020