Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.
Thank god LaQuita was around. I drank a case of Natural Ice last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old Lowell Flosser.
by Mike Sig December 6, 2006
One of the worst big newspapers in New England. Despite being the primary periodical for the liberal city of Lowell, Massachusetts, the very conservative Op-Ed page of the Sun is like something one would see in a southern small-town newspaper. It regularly publishes conservative letters to the editor whose authors are barely literate, and endorsed George W. Bush for reelection in 2004. In addition, its main columnist--Dan Phelps--is a terrible writer whose columns are laced with pedestrian writing and mind-boggling non sequiturs.
by Max Canning July 29, 2009
A Lowell Hubbs or a Hubbsian move occur when someone is deceptive and abusive and crazy - all at the same time. It can also refer to a Gish Gallop where the person in question simply produces a large amount of links or copy/pasted text and presumes to have answered your question.
Person 1: You sick-twisted moron. You haven't answered my seven questions.
Person 2: Please stop pulling a Lowell Hubbs and just talk.
Person 2: Please stop pulling a Lowell Hubbs and just talk.
by zen-saki-re? October 3, 2016
by shady guju August 24, 2005
A type of facial hair growing from the side burns down along the jaw line and connecting to a mustache, but missing along the chin. This is named after the Lowell Connector a very annoying highway in Mass.
by FaceFullOfFist November 11, 2006
Sexy motherfucka actor whose toned body rivals that of a grecian god and whose vocal chords form notes that are a thing of unrivaled beauty.
by amandab September 14, 2007
Like the Boston cream pie and the Chicago steamroller this deviant sexual maneuver is named after a great city by the name of Lowell which is a scummy town in Mass primarily run by asian-mexican gangs. To start the process of "The Flosser" you must find the nastiest whore in your closest vicinity bring her back to your place and drink at least a 12-pack of your favorite cheap ice beer. i.e. Old Mil's Best ice, Natural Ice, Ice House. Do what you will to hold her there til the next morning where the ice beer starts a brewin a frothy dump in your intestines. Proceed to drop your chunky and disgusting bowels all over her 70's porno afro bush and force her to floss her teeth with it. The more corn and nuts the better.
Thank Dog LaQuita was around. I drank a case of icehouse last night and my toilet was clogged. I had to give her the old LOWELL FLOSSER.
by Mike Sig December 9, 2006