Lowell is a non-descript suburb in Middlesex County, Massachusetts. It is famous for being featured on the HBO documentary High on Crack Street, and for local author and habitual drunkard Jack Kerouac. The town is ethnically diverse with Puerto-Ricans, Southeast Asians, Portuguese, Greeks, and French Canadians, among others. While driving in Lowell, you may notice large women and wall-eyed Puerto Ricans crossing callously in front of moving traffic. You may also notice naked children playing freely in public water fountains. There is a bitter rivalry between Lowell and the more obscure, less significant town of Dracut. Dracut looks down on Lowell's violence and untidy-ness while Lowell scoffs at Dracut's snooty-ness and hot babes. Yet, when asked from where they hail, most young folks from Dracut will not say Dracut, but rather, Lowell. The town of Dracut was also recently embroiled in controversy for stealing water from Lowell. This inter-town rivalry has been famously dubbed The Cold War of Middlesex County.
Lowell is the armpit of massachusetts
#lowell #dracut #zoloft #depression #massachusetts #why #me
by archibald22 January 03, 2008
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Lowell is a historic mill town in Massachusetts and one of the first industrialized cities in the United States. Many of the old mill buildings have since been converted into lofts.

Since its founding, Lowell has been an ethnically diverse town and that tradition continues to this day. From the Irish fleeing from the potato famine to the Cambodian immigrants of today, a promise of a better life has brought people to Lowell from all around the world to Lowell for almost 200 years.

Lowell sits upon the confluence of the Concord and Merrimack rivers. Along with its many canals and historic downtown, walking tours are an excellent way to get to know the city.

Lowell is rich with local flavor and while often outshined by much larger Boston, is one of the cultural centers of New England with its growing and vibrant art scene. With events such as the Lowell Folk Festival, the Southeast Asian Water Festival, and the many celebrations of Jack Kerouac, Lowell has much to offer anyone choosing to visit and a multifaceted and unique community for those who choose to make it home.
How many Market Baskets are there in Lowell?
#massachusetts #merrimack valley #jack kerouac #diversity #industrial revolution #art #cities
by neitherday March 25, 2011
Sexy, funny, smart, handsome, intoxicating, irresistable and a pain in the ass.
He is exactly what I want in a guy. Why can't everyone be a Lowell
#lowell #handsome #sexy #intoxicating #ass
by Colorado Bulldog August 05, 2011
Lowell is a city in Massachusetts. Lowell is famous for its mills and multiple gang fights. There are about 35 Dunkin' Donuts and only three Dunkin' Donuts employees who speak English. If you go to high school, you go to Lowell High. It is typical for a student of Lowell High School to skip class to go to Arthur's Diner to get a boott mill, which is a breakfast sandwich made up of 99% grease. If you go to the Voke (the Joke), no one cares about you. Typically, if you are white and graduate you most likely end up going to UMass.

Famous author Jack Kerouac was born and raised in Lowell and pretty much everyone pretends to like him even though they never have read "On The Road". Ed McMahon was born there, too.

A lot of the roads downtown are made out of cobblestones, which is really annoying considering everyone drives a Civic. Most of the year the downtown area is full of homeless people until the Lowell Folk Festival comes along and every suburbanite (from Chelmsford, Westford, Andover, etc.) bravely steps into the city.

It is typical for a citizen of Lowell to have witnessed a drug deal, shooting, or arrest atleast ten times throughout the year.
"Welcome to Maaahket Basket, where you get more for your dollah!"- Term everyone in Lowell loves to hear

"Let's go to the packie and then head over to Fort Hill and get wicked hammered!"- Lowell High Student
#lowell #massachusetts #city #dunkin donuts #drugs #deal #drug deal
by we love lowell October 21, 2005
Homonym for popular internet abbreviation "lol". Typically used ironically by people wishing to express amusement textually but who abhor internet slang. Can be combined with proper names to add to the irony.
"...so I said, that's not a particle accelerator, that's my wife!"

"Elizabeth Lowell"
#lol #lulz #lollerskates #laugh out loud #rofl
by g0dforsaken December 08, 2009
First of all, i live in lowell massachusetts and you dont see "atleast ten shootings a year" ive lived there for 18 years and havent heard a gun shot. not to say that it doesnt happen on occasion. most people like to get high and drive around on blunt rides and get wasted. its a nice place to live so stop wit all that stereotypical bull.
"lets go get a gram and go smoke"
"lets go to simons and hang out and rev our engines all night" bridge st and the boulevard are spots in lowell that never sleep. You will always see people walking no matter what time of night
#l town #wicked #blizzy #laos high #stnulb
by Bildo grenz October 29, 2005
A large non-cancerous fatty tumor in the scrotum of inbred rednecks.
"Hey Cooter, check this durn thing out!"

"Keeter, I gander ya' got three nuts."

"Yeah, I reckon it's a lowell in my sack."
#scrotum #tumor #fatty #nuts #balls #sack
by Sorky November 27, 2007
Lowell is a city in Massachussetts. It's known for it's art, culture, and ethnic diversity. Visiting there you will find cambodians, greeks, puerto- ricans, white kids, etc. The oscar winning film the Fighter was shot in downtown lowell. it's a pretty violent place with gangs and many shootings in centralville and the highlands. in downtown, drugs and homeless is everywhere, while on appleton st. prostitutes are easy to find. in belvidere, ghetto white families rule with their normal, snobby lifestyle. Tip: it sucks ass there. lowell is also a historical place known for the many mills in downtown and some are converted into luxery apartments. lowell hates dracut but the dracut ppl still come to the folk festival every year
katy: let's go to the bars in lowell!
jacky: sorry, there was a gang shooting last nite, we better steer clear
#dracut #lol #cambodians #gangsters #folk festival
by iluvnerdz August 11, 2011
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