Definitions by g0dforsaken

tire switching 

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

tire switching by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009

Lowell 

Homonym for popular internet abbreviation "lol". Typically used ironically by people wishing to express amusement textually but who abhor internet slang. Can be combined with proper names to add to the irony.

"...so I said, that's not a particle accelerator, that's my wife!"

"Elizabeth Lowell"

Lowell by g0dforsaken December 8, 2009