Louisiana swamp melon

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad
Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons
by JHolt1300 November 14, 2020
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Louisiana Swamp Ass

The goo that forms in your butt crack that is caused by heavy work, usually in humid areas. Most often moist and sticky, this condition generally causes skid marks, or 7-layer underwear wrecker. The smell of this can be nauseating. If a bad enough case exists, there can be a snail trail left behind when a person stands up.
After unloading that truck in this heat, I got a wicked case of Louisiana Swamp Ass.
by Mutchler January 21, 2006
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Louisiana Swamp Crotch

A mixture if un-kept hair and perspiration in between the legs. Smells of raccoon's asshole and sac-sweat. This vile substance that is spawned creates a large red rash sometimes puss filled, which causes the victim to walk as if they've unloaded a mass quantity of diarrhea in their pants. Unlike duck butter this condition is underwear ruining, usually identified by large battery acid-like holes that can sometimes reach the butthole area. Caused by thunder thighs and hot, humid environments. This condition is life ruining.
Did you smell the Louisiana Swamp Crotch in that golden corral? I puked all over out toothless waitress.
by CapGun July 01, 2011
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Louisiana swamp stuffing

When a guy shoves a frog in a girls vagina and fucks her till the frog dies
Kevin was really horny so he decided to give Josie a Louisiana swamp stuffing.
by Albogenius March 15, 2011
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louisiana swamp-fuck

Convince your nasty girlfriend to take some laxatives. Then pound her in the ass wilst her liquidy shit runs down your ball sack.
louisiana swamp-fuck
by philbertgodphry August 05, 2006
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louisiana swamp water

Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.
It was bad enough she gave me a Louisiana Crab cake, but she followed it up with some swamp water.
by bigwheat February 09, 2004
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