A blob of snot. lung butter. Yellow Jello. An oyster. An unidentifiable mass of goo of probably disgusting origins. A chewy substance that is difficult to swallow. A throat rocket.
A glob of mucus that builds up in your mouth until you have compiled a huge ball of snot in a pool of spit. It is almost impossible to keep it in your mouth or swallow it so the only way out is to spit out the loogey. The glob of snot will hit the ground with a satisfying plop. For maximum grossness keep the loogey in your mouth for as long as possible to build up spit and then when you spit it out it will be fucking HUGE.
Mike spit out a huge loogey and his girlfriend almost puked. A string of leftover spit was still hanging off of his lip and he had to get it off with his finger. Yummy.
A faggot with a double-dose of queerness who is so gay that he can't laugh without his worn out saucer-sized asshole shitting on everyone. If he's in the room and the cat disappears, just check his ass. Just don't go without your GPS.
The gay waiter pulled a Greg Lougayness in the kitchen, and the next thing you know, a 10lb Bologna stick went missing.
The act of being the gayest, most inappropriate human being ever known to hit the gay world of homosexualiaty. One that gays up the entire room and leaves nothing but gay and homo vibes vibrating upon everyone's lips
"Remember the other night? Justin was being such a greg lougayness when he touched Jess' ballsack."