lorenzo is that badass mothafucka who lives one house away from you who was #101 on the global rankings board in pokemon last season who has a sexy ass truck and can helicopter dick like a pro.
lorenzo is awsome
by wanye_kest March 02, 2015
Lorenzo: Is a very stupid and retarded person that will make random weird noises often. They need special oil everyday to survive. People wonder what goes on in their head and pray to god that they wont have a lorenzo child.
Colton just pist himself what a lorenzo. John got a 20 on his test like a lorenzo. AhhhhhhhArghhhhhhhh shutup you lorenzo. You think she is hot!? Your stupid you must be a lorenzo cause she ugly as fuck. Your 1-10 in search and destroy you fucking lorenzo. Bro you like the lorenzo of the squad. Man your so lame a lorenzo gets more bitches then you.
by Browsing Babes December 23, 2014
A Slang name, used in the song N.W.A-Fuck the Police. Pretty Raw. Can mean a man with huge dick, or man that is good in bed.
N.W.A-Fuck the Police: You'd rather see me and lorenzo rollin in a benzo than rather me in a pen.
Lorenzo is huge!
Yo nigga, waz gudd lorenzo
Lorenzos a beast in bedd!
by random_awsomeee kidz January 18, 2009
Lorenzo can tend to be a weak ass fuckboy who is usually short and likes to play soccer. Likes to mess with people's minds and often doesnt like a lot of people. Will pretend to like you just to talk about you behind your back. Acts cool when usually aren't and can be mean. Sometimes Lorenzos can be very nice but not around the age 11-13. A bad liar.
Middle Schooler: Hey Lorenzo is such a dick.
Boy: I know you don' want to be like him.
by plussycushion January 23, 2015
likes to roll and/or chill in benzos. see multiple N.W.A. and Death Row records.
"you'd rather see me in the pen than me and Lorenzo, rollin' in a benzo"-ice cube
by kidd0 January 23, 2007
A guy who claims to have a blackhole, doesn't know what earth is, and has a hard time staying on his feet when laughing. He is of Jamaican descent and can be difficult to understand when talking fast.
Friend-"Lorenzo, how did you eat all of that??"

Lorenzo-"I don't know I guess I have a blackhole!"

~~~

Friend-"Hey my name is earth, have we met??"

Lorenzo-"Wtf is earth man?"

Friend-"Are you serious dude, you don't know what earth is?"

Lorenzo-"Nah man what is it??"
by BlacknightJB4 December 13, 2010
-twat
-annoying person
-person with stupid comebacks (i.e. whats you say to him in the first place)
Petey
TWAT!!!! btw ur a fag

Lorenzo
shut up dumbass faggot im no twat
btw ur a d bag

Petey
a douche bag**
by the way, i alredy called u a fag
and u dont even no wht a twat is

Lorenzo
i called u faggot which still is the same thing but u dont even no what a twat is

Petey
good one
cuz i didnt just fuckin say that

Lorenzo
then wtf is it

Petey
confidential u need level infinite clearence to no that
by Da Dang Da Dang June 09, 2009

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