lord of the rings

1. a series of books written by JRR Tolkien.

2. a homosexual.

Origin: from lord, as in gaylord & ring, as in anus. Such a person belongs to the 'Fellowship of the Ring'.

"that bloke over there is very close to his male friend. He is blatantly a lord of the rings!"

by Ronny St Papps January 5, 2005

Lord Of The Rings

another nerd clique

Dude, look at those Tolkeinites. They obviously haven't seen a vagina before.

by Alex February 27, 2003

lord of the rings

1. Pointless Book
2. Even more pointless films.

1. a few short guys steal some jewellery and then go on a very long long, very boring and drug induced journey to throw it into a big hole, "from whence it came"

by meme April 1, 2005

Lord of the Rings

An overrated trilogy in both book and movie form. It is an extremely boring trilogy that has been made into 3 hour movies that drag on and are impossible to watch.

Only the huge nerds can sit through a Lord of the Rings movie. For a normal person, it's impossible.

Nerd: "Hey, have you seen the Lord of the Rings?"
Normal Guy: "I tried to. I couldn't watch more than an hour."
Nerd: "OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? IT'S SO AMAZING OMG YOU'RE SO STUPID!!! BEST MOVIES EVER!
Normal Guy: "Nice nerdgasm dude. Peace."

by Infinite-X June 23, 2011

Lord Of The Rings

A man who dominates another man's anus (or 'ring') with his erect penis.

Once he gets it in and starts f**king, he's the 'Lord Of The Rings'

by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

Lord of the Rings

A trilogy written by J.R.R. Tolkien, fantasy set in a place called Middle Earth, which is inhabited by hobbits and the like. While in high school in the early 70s, many of my fellow stoners were heavily into this trilogy and its precursor, The Hobbit. Led Zeppelin made references to it in a few of their songs, and Robert Plant was a known Tolkien enthusiest. This, of course, made it required reading for any self-respecting hippie, but I was strictly a poser when it came to this and other stoner sci-fi or fantasy, and after about the first 50 pages of the first book The Fellowship of the Ring, I found it too boring to read on.

In the 70s, the more cerebral stoners were into reading The Lord of the Rings.

by Woody Thomas July 27, 2008

Lord Of The Rings

a film that's watched by those who will never get any pussy.

Anyone who actually loves this movie is a virgin.

by J February 27, 2003