Only the huge nerds can sit through a Lord of the Rings movie. For a normal person, it's impossible.
Normal Guy: "I tried to. I couldn't watch more than an hour."
Nerd: "OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? IT'S SO AMAZING OMG YOU'RE SO STUPID!!! BEST MOVIES EVER!
Normal Guy: "Nice nerdgasm dude. Peace."