Someone who is obsessed with the the My Bloody Valentine album, Loveless. They refuse to acknowledge the band's other albums, and pray to Kevin Shields every night. They sometimes attempt to learn the guitar solely to play songs off Loveless.
Pesti: OH you like My Blood Valentine too? My favorite album from them is MBV.
Demi: What is MBV? The only album from that band is Loveless.
Pesti: Looks like we've got a loomer...
by XenoPixel April 4, 2022
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An anoing thing that everyone hates
Kurtis Loomer is a retard
by Kurtthedum dum January 13, 2023
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When a person without dignity or self-respect claims that they have humiliated and denigrated another person, often in the act of humiliating or denigrating themselves.
"Laura said she loomered that person!"
"But Laura made herself look even worse in the process."
by pensee November 5, 2023
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harass or persecute (someone) with unwanted and obsessive attention.
Christina was loomered at an event in Florida by a mentally unstable woman.
by Zaccheus414 November 5, 2023
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