Somebody from the age of 0 to 10
Me- are you a loomer zoomer or boomer Them- I am 9 I am a loomer person
by Randyyeet January 9, 2020
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someone who spends their life horizontal and helps young brown men with disney quotes on their walls. Live their destiny to become a IT technician at Microsoft.
My friends mum is such a suma satsuma boomer loomer.
by sirbradnickthe5th February 4, 2022
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Dude did you see Nathan’s family on family day? He’s such a loomer.
by Sidboihours July 11, 2021
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Getting your dick jacked off with someone’s feet
Rando #1: Son, I just got that Loomer zoomer.

Rando #2: Word! Everyone knows Laura Loomer loves to beat off dicks with her feet on the regular, son!
by Lou Sassoles August 5, 2023
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Hey, last night I got a Loomer by Laura Loomer’s own feet!
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Past: (Loomered)
Active: (Loomering)

The act of issuing a vague threat of action against someone if they do something, knowing that the person you’re threatening has no intention of doing the thing you’re warning them against doing, then, at some future date, claiming credit for the fact that they didn’t do the thing they were never going to do—saying it was because of your threat.
"Thanks to the "Loomer" treatment, he won't be walking down this street anytime soon!"

"After his "Loomering" he must be so humiliated lmao!"

"He got "Loomered" so hard, I bet he's crying right now!"
by Rhian Fazzini July 31, 2023
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