Loocrastinate 

v. To put off going to the loo (toilet) until a future time. --loocrastination, n. --loocrastinator, n.

"It was so cold in her bedroom, she'd just lie there and loocrastinate in the warmth of the bed clothes, till her straining bladder could stand it no more."

Loocrastinate by The Wallace May 30, 2013

poocrastinate 

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.

I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...

poocrastinate by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010

poocrastinate 

Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet

Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.

poocrastinate by B Knox April 29, 2008

Poocrastinate 

To put of the act of taking a dump because you don't want to miss a show, game, etc. This usually results in a huge crap coming out all at once right when you finally sit down on the john.

Man, earlier I was watching the game and I poocrastinated in the 4th quarter 'cus it was such a good game. Now my butthole hurts like hell.

Poocrastinate by foolpoo October 20, 2009

Poocrastinate 

When your bowels arent moving when you want them too or when you dont feel like taking a shit

*sam is trying to take a shit*
sam:Fuck it.I'm going to poocrastinate

Poocrastinate by PrincessBLARITY November 20, 2015

poocrastinate 

When you procrastinate by taking an extra long time in the bathroom.

Guy 1: Hey where's Jim we need to get this project finished?

Guy 2: I don't know man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He's probably just trying to poocrastinate.

Guy 1: Typical Jimmy....

poocrastinate by lanaumass December 9, 2013

Poocrastinate 

The act of pooping in order to delay, avoid or postpone an activity.

Everytime before going to the gym I tend to poocrastinate.

Stop poocrastinating! It is time to go.

I have a lot to get done at work, but I tend to poocrastinate.

Poocrastinate by Poolermo September 25, 2018