Lonked

another word for horny, since we dont like that word. it can be used in a lot of situations, we tried it all. all we want is for people to stop using horny so USE LONKED!

Man #1 : "Man I'm so lonked for her right now."
Man #2 : "So go hook up with her bro!"

Girl : "IM SO LONKED FOR JACK!"

Man #1 : *looking at some chicks boobs and not breaking eye contact*
Man #2 : "dude youre so fucking lonked"
Man #1 : "i know!"

by yomommmmmmabro October 23, 2011

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Typographical error that means 'Link'
It is done on purpose usually now, and was invented by codeblue on the PSU.

House for a hunfred bucks!
lonk

by narutofayg August 23, 2006

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HEY THAT SHEEP IS NAMED LONK

by LONK LONK October 27, 2020

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v. German. To shit oneself on orgasm.

Dude 1: So you bang that chick last night?
Dude 2: I don't wanna talk about it.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: It's been awhile since I been with someone and I was getting off and when I came, I instantly shit my self and all over my bed!
Dude 1: You F@cking Lonked!!

by yO'Neill February 27, 2008

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