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Longcoming 

The opposite of a shortcoming; a positive trait.
I have many shortcomings, but it’s my longcomings that make me who I really am.
Longcoming by psüdo nym September 16, 2019

longtime 

Longtime, a word used for many purpasus. Originaly stolen from the movie . Original line was "Me so horney i love you long time." Longtime has undergorn a radical change. it now can be used in place of many words.
"Cya luke". "Longtime"
"What's going on longtime"
"how long are you going to be doing that job?" "Longtime"
longtime by baker_gt August 24, 2006

Good longtime

Original line is " me love you long time" from the Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket.

Has evolved over the years but is usually used as a form of acknowledgment instead of saying excellent or cool.

"Hey bro whats going on wanna chill?"

"Good longtime"

Can also denote the quality of something and longtime vice versa.

A Ferrari is good longtime but a holden Commodore is longtime.
"Scaarn on Cunt?"
"Good longtime"
Good longtime by Chopper 597 February 4, 2019

Longtoefoungus 

When you're very irritating and disgusting or a foul disgusting odor
You longtoefoungus, get out of my face.
The art of waiting until your victim is asleep (usually due to copius alcohol consumption etc) before stealthily cutting off the toes of their socks so when said victim awakens from their slumbers and go to pull up their socks there whole foot goes through leading to the amusement of others and confusion of victim.
"I got Long-toed at a party last night"

"Check it out Big Dave is asleep lets go longtoe him"

"Long-toed a Belter!!!"

"Quick get the scissors and we will Longtoe Sven before he wakes up!"
longtoe by Lori and Natalie October 25, 2007

Long Tom 

Basketball jargon, used when a player converts a 3-pointer.
Rip Hamilton sank a pair of Long Toms in Detroit's victory over Cleveland.
Long Tom by Steveplumboy June 11, 2007