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Long Island tea bag

Ingredients:
At least one male
1 bottle of gin
1 bottle of tequila
1 bottle of vodka
1 bottle of white rum
1 12 oz can of coca-cola
1 lemon
triple sec (whatever the fuck that is)
1 large bowl

Peel and squeeze lemon into the bowl. Add gin, tequila, vodka, rum, coke, and triple sec into the bowl. Stir for 30 seconds.

Each male places their testicles in the bowl for 30 seconds. The hairier the testicles, the better.
The males then place their testicles on the face of someone else, letting them drink the concoction. Repeat until drunk.
Mary drank her Long Island tea bag with much satisfaction. They were the best tasting testicles she had ever sucked on.
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long island iced tea 

Strong alcoholic beverage, consisting of four to five hard liquors and a splash of Coca-Cola. Ingredients vary, but generally includes tequila, rum, gin, vodka, and triple sec in equal amounts (1 shot glass usually) with Sweet & Sour mix for tartness and Coke to create color of iced tea.
A few long island iced teas will get you hammered pretty quick.

National Long Island Iced Tea Day 

National Long Island Iced Tea Day is celebrated on June 6th. On this day you must have at least one Long Island Iced Tea to celebrate.
Man I don't remeber what happened on National Long Island Iced Tea Day

Long Island Iced Tea 

The Long Island Ice Tea makes you do things you normally wouldn't do, like lifting your skirt in public or calling someone you normally wouldn't call at really weird times.

It is extremely seductive but fickle. A fair weather friend who seems benigned but packs a whallop like a donkey kick, and that is the Long Island Ice Tea.
Example : On his last day in Hyderabad, he got Long Island Iced Tea -ed !!!!

long island iced tea 

What to buy a girl if you want to get in her pants.

Also, a "one way ticket to drunkville".

(should be served with complimentary condoms and 2 glasses of water)
I knew I was going to get laid when she started ordering Long Island Iced Tea.

long island iced tea 

A drink made of 1% sprite/coke and 99% of a variety of liquor. Including: Vodka, Gin, Tequila and Rum. Defiantly a bang for the buck so bottoms up!
Man I got hammered off a long island iced tea.

Long Island Ice Tea bag 

When a man places his balls on an ice tray for 30 seconds and then places his ball sac on another persons face and/or mouth. This maneuver can be performed to a willing participant or preferably to someone who is sleeping or passed out.
Yo if this bitch dont get her shit straight im gona have to long island ice tea bag her.