long cocked

A variation of cock blocked. To be long cocked means to have someone engage your target before you get a chance to.

I was talking to this girl and we were going to go back to my place. I left to get us some drinks and I got long cocked by Tony! What a jerkoff.

by thebev August 25, 2005

Long Cock

To over rule/win with great confidence. By going over and above, or by possessing a superior idea.

Dan and Tim were fighting over the same girl at the bar. Both went and talked to her but when Tim talked to her had the the waitress bring over her favorite drink. Thous Tim Long Cocked Dan. She was impressed and went home with Tim.

by Danger Doe August 18, 2010

nude long cock

A nude long cock is a shaved penis that is overly large.

Ya dig?

"Skylar, do you have a Nude Long Cock?"

"I would if i had a cock"

by Sydney.... ? January 10, 2010

CODYS LONG COCK

When Cody mccauley pulls out his 14 inch super dong and causes Mayham upon these big booty lesbians!

“ hey bro, did you see Codys long cock destroy that tight little Mexican butthole “

by Gavin ctw February 6, 2020

Long Cock Syndrome

People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.

Have you heard Tyrone has long cock syndrome?

by Candis November 15, 2022

Wade Grahm Long-cock

Like the Budweiser commercials, a group of you and two other friends say this in a row to piss off others near by. Also you should us character while saying each word.

First friend: WADE!
Second friend: GRAHM!
Third friend: LONG-COCK! (best when said in grandma style voice)
Pissed off guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP DAMN IT!

While your at it pour wade grahm long-cock a beer!! (do this referring to yourself)

by Zarcry September 27, 2007

Hard fat long cock

a women when she gets in a mood will want this. give it to her how she pleases.

HARDER DADDDYYYYY SETHHHHHH OMGGGG HARD FAT LONG COCK IS IN MEEE

by lola cameron April 14, 2020