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A Lehnert 

To completely dominate in all aspects. 'A Lehnert' may be used when exceeding expectations involving women, cornhole, NHL 11, badminton, and or texting. A Lehnert is broken down from a space language '1337' and translated to prevent combustion and or blown ear drums.
Sam: You're what they call the full package Tom!

Tom: Oh Sam, just call me A Lehnert.
A Lehnert by theratm311 September 23, 2010
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loonertark 

A loser, loner, retarded, freak. Someone who is basically a dork. A misfit. This is not necessarily a bad thing. Most loonertarks pride themselves on having this weird, unique, silly, out-of-the-ordinary type of personality. Though some might think loonertarks to be quite odd, others admire the fact that they arent xerox copies of societies norm. With that said, loonertarks can often befriend other loonertarks and so on.
Jeez, I am such a loonertark... lol I just waved to a complete stranger, I coulda swarn that she was that one girl from math class, but then I realised it wasnt her. haha

You're a loonertark, that's why I like you. You know who you are and you embrace the fact that your different.

We are so creative! Only a loonertark would think of that! *Woot!*
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She is a loonertick! 😈
loonertick by part_catlady May 13, 2018

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026