1. A long, formed shit that falls in 1 piece from one's asshole into the toilet. Does not generally consist of compacted poo balls, but rather a uniform, 'pointed at both ends' shit.

2. A dude with a skin rocket hangin between his thighs. Swings back and forth when he walks.
1. Adam: "Dude hurry up we're gonna be late!"

Craig: "Holy f*ck Adam check out this log I just dropped."

Adam: "Damn dude didn't know your asshole could stretch that far."

Craig: "Haha f*ck off man. Your fault... You with that log you got in your pants.

Adam: 8-) "Hell yea..."
by JTHowelll2 May 12, 2010
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the best toy in the history of toys, advertised on the ren and stimpy show. produced by toy company "Blammo!"
It rolls down stairs, rolls over in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog.. fits great on your back, it's great for a snack, it's LOG LOG LOG! it's LOG, LOG, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood! it's LOG, it's LOG, it's better than bad, it's GOOD! everyone wants a LOG, you're gonna love your LOG, everyone needs a LOG, LOG, LOG, LOG!
by timpacalypse February 21, 2009
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Some people think of it as a poo however it is exactly that just in human form! This type of person is very stinky but good looking. They are very hard (in 2 ways) They often think of others but think it’s better to put them self first!
Is that log in a neon top! With a thing in his hand
That must be a log
by Daddy finger June 23, 2021
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there’s is no clear meaning of log it’s just a feeling: a log feeling
“that’s so log”
what the fuck are you talking about”
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1) To Fuck Very Aggressively

2) To Have An Immensely Large Penis

1) Chris Logged Kassandra For 3 Days Straight

2) Kassandra's Eyes Widened When She Saw Chris's 12 Foot Log
by The Arbichief April 22, 2008
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a female sexual partner who does not physically particapate much in the act of sex. Basically, just lays there like a log
Q: was she good in bed?
A: nah, she was a log
by Stan April 4, 2005
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