Person Two: Yea, she's a log cabin republican.
Person One: What a bitch!
Man with a turtle head: "I've got to 'see a man about a log'."
Pal: "Don't you mean 'dog'?"
Man with a turtle head: "No! Out of my way!"
Just like a log cabin, the condom becomes shoddier with each use and will eventually break or fall apart
Guy 1: Dude, theres a wasted chick downstairs that wants to NAIL me!
Guy 2: So what the HELL are you doing up here?!
Guy 1: I don't have a condom. Please dude, you Gotta help me!
Guy 2: Well, you can take one from my waste basket if you don't mind giving her a little Log Cabin action!