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Lobbing the lizard 

Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing
There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard
Lorbing is the act of writing several posts in a row in a forum, in a stream of consciousness, without waiting for responses from other posters.
bob: I just waxed my cat.
bob: Nice day out.
bob: Anyone else see that movie?
joe: Dude, cut it out, you're lorbing again.
lorbing by catharticbliss April 16, 2009
To deeply connect with another human being. Feeling known, mind melding, being understood, being seen, and speaking without talking are all elements of lobeing.
The lobeing was unparalleled, and we were high from the conversation as we drove across the great expanse of desert.
lobeing by playapepper July 11, 2014

grenade lobbing sluts 

In the video game Call of Duty World at War The Japanese are constantly throwing grenades to the point you may have a full ring of grenade indicators around you. At this point you have earned the right to call them "grenade lobbing sluts" especially if you are playing on veteran difficulty.
I just started the mission "blowtorch and corkscrew" on veteran difficulty when suddenly a wild pack of grenade lobbing sluts appeared. I suddenly realized there were grenades encircling me causing me to be blown up from multiple directions.
grenade lobbing sluts by dreichert December 5, 2011
(pron. Lahm-bing) To Lomb. To do anything.
If you are reading this right now, you are lombing.
Lombing by MWade893 November 22, 2010
Any rubbing, tickling or kissing of your significant other's earlobe.

not particularly appropriate while other people are in the room. It makes for an akward situation.
Cameron:(lobes jessica).

Jessica: ahh stop lobing me! my little sister's sitting like right there. akward much!?
lobing by spinster jess April 13, 2008